I love fictional bears – they’re so fuzzy and loveable! There’s Yogi Bear, Baloo, Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear, Freddy Fazbear, and many more! That list is almost perfect, almost. No, Freddy is definitely not cute and cuddly, not in the slightest. He’s an asshole, and I don’t know why anybody would want to spend a night with him or any of his friends! Brb burning my house down for safety reasons.
In unrelated news: I hate all of you for subjecting me to Five Nights at Freddy’s 4.
In Other News: Minecraft 1.9 is coming, Warframe gets even better space ninjas, The Witcher learns to use a pen and paper, and London Film and Comic Con cosplay!
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making sure our stuffed toys weren’t animatronics in disguise. Wait… that was just me!
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Last Updated: July 30, 2015