You know, if there’s one cosplay that I’d dig to do, it’s a Star Wars cosplay. And I almost did at one point! I had a set of Stormtrooper armour ready to prime and assemble. But guess what? In true irony…I was too short to be a Stormtrooper. The armour had clearly been made for a giant, leaving me with calf pieces that were dangerously close to my groin. Ah screw it, I’ll go as a Sith Lord. Call me, Darth Scrotum!
In Other News: Starcraft sets a server date, the Mass Effect 3 Citadel is free, no bros before hos for God of War and a noobs guide for Macross.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy laughing at Axl Rose.
Ron Gilbert departs from Double Fine
Black Ops 2 introduces microtransactions
Some online features won’t make it for the Ouya launch
God of War Ascension trophy changed following outcry
DayZ standalone teases new health system, overhauled zombies
Wii U party game Spin the Bottle releasing in May, gets a zany new trailer
Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm server start times
Mass Effect 3 Citadel soundtrack available for free
What’s on at The Movies
Check out the unsung heroic props of Oblivion
Conspiracy Theory Tuesday – Did Loki win after all in The Avengers?
Ridley Scott to produce a dozen sci-fi web short films
Season 3 of Sherlock begins filming next week
The boys will be back for Horrible Bosses 2
Star Wars The Clone Wars to end soon via Dinsey Order 66, new series in development
Dane DeHaan talks The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – Osborn family relations and not being a comic book geek
Get ready for Evil Dead 2, I mean Evil Dead 4, no Army of Darkness 2!
Models: Emily Addison Taylor Vixen Brett Rossi
Last Updated: March 12, 2013