On Saturday, I depart for E3 with my Portuguese partner in crime, Alessandro. While I am certainly excited to see ALL of the games, the thing I’m looking forward to most right now is warm weather. I know I’ll immediately wish for something extra chilly though, the moment I start running around from appointment to appointment in that crazy LA heat!
In Other News: Dark Souls III gets patched, somebody plays Skyrim with potatoes, Fallout 4 gets a vinyl, and smart players turn Overwatch into a sport.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy figuring out how we’re going to survive our long hours and the murder motel in the States.
News
The Reason Blizzard Can’t Make World Of Warcraft Legacy Servers (For Now)
Dark Souls III’s patches continue to be as mysterious as the game itself
Vivendi completes takeover of Gameloft as Guillemots sell stake
Enter The Cute But Deadly World Of Tokyo 42 In New Pre-Alpha Footage
Doom’s multiplayer to get some TLC from id
The Division servers down for maintenance, Clear Sky Challenge Mode live today
Stuff
Player Figures Out How To Play Skyrim With Actual Potatoes
Keep it classy: Red mage searching for an identity
What’s 4K? And does it matter for video games?
Fallout 4 Gets 6-LP Deluxe Vinyl Soundtrack Release
The stats don’t lie, Lucio is Overwatch’s most valuable hero
Warcraft: 20 observations from Blizzard’s first movie
Videos
Smart Players Turn Overwatch Into A Sports Game
Game Theory: Luigi’s SECRET Identity (Super Paper Mario)
Funny and Lucky Moments – Hearthstone – Ep. 169
What’s on @ The Movies?
Damn! JK Simmons’ Commissioner Gordon is going to be ripped!
SA’s Weekend Top 10 Chart: Here be Monsters
This new trailer and poster for Kevin Smith’s YOGA HOSERS is the wurst!
Sacha Baron Cohen set to star as MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN
We review Now You See Me 2 – More (bogus?) hocus pocus
Last Updated: June 9, 2016
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:02
I am going to start a petition against these snake IONs.
I would rather see Cabbages with hats each Thursday.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
We can replace them with spiders!
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
Nooo
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlX1ZmyCQAE9Ubk.jpg
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
Soon…
https://66.media.tumblr.com/34fa3e1794e59eabbb97634b87798faf/tumblr_o04v9xMmBh1r4nd19o1_500.png
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
http://i.imgur.com/a7CfI95.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:15
http://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Spider_Cat.jpg
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:16
xD
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:16
http://i.imgur.com/IO1QU8E.gif
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:16
I can hear Otto scream all the way from Cape Town
Geoffrey Tim
June 9, 2016 at 16:18
WHY DOES THAT FREAK ME OUT SO MUCH
Darren Peach
June 10, 2016 at 00:21
Some people have a natural phobia or disgust for holes. It could be that. Trypophopia. It also freaks me out.
Darren Peach
June 10, 2016 at 00:22
Icky.
Ottokie
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
(?°?°??? ???
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:10
http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/0/08/Treat-Spider-Bites-Step-17-Version-2.jpg/aid288731-728px-Treat-Spider-Bites-Step-17-Version-2.jpg
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:11
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qSdnWZs6eDw/maxresdefault.jpg
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:11
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he came to say hi
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:11
http://i.imgur.com/AFoA0W9.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
Wolf Spider
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:13
Looks almost like the assassin bug. Do you know it?
It kill things, then drains them, and WEARS THEIR CORPSES AS BODY ARMOUR
HvR
June 9, 2016 at 17:07
Flipped tables everywhere I go
???? ?( ?-??)
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:13
DAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:13
http://i.imgur.com/r0rA7Kj.jpg
Ottokie
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
No no no nononononono
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
Awwwwwwwwwww
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
Or hows about
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ae6K5rv_460sa.gif
Ottokie
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
So smoooth O.o
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:14
Check your whatsapp, sent you a pic there
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:15
It’s a trick!
Otto, nooooooo
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:10
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/2/27/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17824-1361991551-14.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
For the glory of Quelaag
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:10
NINJA SPIDER
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 9, 2016 at 16:11
hmmm, we need a spider frame. not just wall run, but actually run on walls, ceiling, properly. like the alien in the avp games. 😀
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
OOOOOOOH nice
Ottokie
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
Uninstall warframe
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
Web powers, incapacitating bite, ‘SPODER SENS’
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:13
Kills anything instantly that looks into its eyes
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:12
He plays free too!
hairyknees
June 10, 2016 at 09:26
DO NOT TEMPT ME
Generic ZA
June 10, 2016 at 10:24
Could be worse, imagine a LAZY Trouser Snake in a Hat Header …. o.O
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 9, 2016 at 16:02
Where did I put that flamethrower…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:03
LOL
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a84dbde_460sa.gif
Ottokie
June 9, 2016 at 16:03
*(thinking of a snakes on a plane pun)
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 9, 2016 at 16:04
XD safe travels porras
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 9, 2016 at 16:03
That snake looks like it could be named Figgy Ssssstardust.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:07
“too busy FIGUERING out”
Opportunity missed
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
It’s been used too many times, I think.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 9, 2016 at 16:08
Stays funny
Captain JJ or is it I&J?
June 9, 2016 at 16:09
True dat.
For the Emperor!
June 9, 2016 at 16:22
“Warcraft: 20 observations from Blizzard’s first movie” – useless dribble.
Dresden
June 9, 2016 at 16:26
Tomorrow is Friday!! 😀
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/256421-2/Falls-head-first-through-trampoline.gif
Raptor Rants
June 9, 2016 at 16:30
ouch….