Last week this time, I was bitching about how summer turned to winter overnight. Well, that magical effect seems to have reversed. Gone is the cold, replaced instead with the fires of hell. Come on weather, make up your goddam mind!
In Other News: Stardew Valley sells a million, Battle.net gets attacked, a big Lego game sale, and a VHS-style alternate cover for Dark Souls 3.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy trying to stop our videos from looking like badly dubbed flicks.
News
Indie darling Stardew Valley passes one million sales
Diablo 3 lead designer leaves Blizzard for Obsidian
Lionhead Offers Thanks To Fable Legends Players As The Game Officially Shuts Down
Battle.net hit with DDoS attack, all games briefly affected
Street Fighter 5 to get new update in April to address rage quitting problem
Stuff
Oh Man, This Overwatch Cosplay
There’s a big Lego game sale on PlayStation Network
A paralyzed man’s brain implant let him move his fingers to play a guitar video game
The Rocky History Of Live-Action Shows Based On Games
You can now download the 80s, VHS-style alternate cover art for Dark Souls 3
Videos
Cities: Skyline City Destroyed By A Tidal Wave Of Shit
Colossal Skyrim mod turns towns into cities
See how stellar The Division looks running at 1440p/60fps
What’s on @ The Movies?
Michael Keaton in talks to play the villain in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING!
This new trailer for TMNT 2: OUT OF THE SHADOWS is coming in kind of fast!
New SCOOBY DOO movie to launch a Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe
We review The Jungle Book 3D
Feel the burn: FAHRENHEIT 451 and a legacy of difficult books
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Last Updated: April 14, 2016
Ottokie
April 14, 2016 at 16:03
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Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2016 at 16:06
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VampyreSquirrel
April 14, 2016 at 16:10
lol!
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:26
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Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:06
mlem mlem mlem mlem
Jan Prins
April 14, 2016 at 16:11
Last working day as a non married man…
Lord Chaos
April 14, 2016 at 16:13
Who’d possibly marry you? 😛
Have a fun bachelors.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:13
Congrats, now you’re playing sims for real
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:18
WOOHOO!!! 😉
Jan Prins
April 14, 2016 at 16:22
At least it won’t be Doom!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:22
XD
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:24
Hey, Doom co-op is always a lot of fun. 😛
HvR
April 14, 2016 at 16:24
Either that or Indie jump scare game
VampyreSquirrel
April 14, 2016 at 16:16
Congrats
Jan Prins
April 14, 2016 at 16:21
Ag fanks!
miaau
April 14, 2016 at 16:17
Do it well. Have fun!
Jan Prins
April 14, 2016 at 16:21
Gonna try my utmost best!
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:17
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Jan Prins
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
Really Immense Penis? How did you know???
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:21
Yeah, and it died, hence the burial
Admiral Chief in New York
April 15, 2016 at 06:46
xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:15
So close
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VampyreSquirrel
April 14, 2016 at 16:16
Hit by a pedestrian crossing sign… how ironic.
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:18
LOL.
I think my head’s broken. In a different way to that guy.
ROFL!!!!
HairyEwok
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
Sums up my week pretty well.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
you should have seen the signs 😛
HairyEwok
April 14, 2016 at 16:22
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign…. too late though
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:23
Shame man, Weekend’s tomorrow at least
Admiral Chief in New York
April 15, 2016 at 06:45
WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA, shit
DragonSpirit009
April 14, 2016 at 16:16
Why did it have to be a kitty header T.T
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:16
Puurrrrrrrssssssday?
DragonSpirit009
April 14, 2016 at 16:17
Okay why does it have to be Puurrrrrrrssssssday?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:17
I’m guessing because it rhymes with Thursday
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:19
Who Mew, right?
miaau
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
AAHHHHHHHHH
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
I had to paws for a second to reread your comment
Lord Chaos
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
My cat just face-palmed at your comment…
Pariah
April 14, 2016 at 16:26
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Lord Chaos
April 14, 2016 at 16:27
Basically. She only used one paw though
miaau
April 14, 2016 at 16:19
Because, Cats. And Reasons. And Cats.
Seriously. Just Cats. should be a good enough answer.
How to solve world Peace? Cats.
World, erm Hung, longing? Cats
More empathy for fellow man? Cats.
Stop slave trade? Cats.
Service to our overlords. Cats.
simple, really.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 16:20
Cats should rule the world
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 14, 2016 at 20:23
THEY DO!!!!! I have to bring mine sacrifices and her blankie every night before bed and as thanks she mauls my feet at 2 am!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 15, 2016 at 08:07
Mine wakes me up between 3 and 4 for food and I obey.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 15, 2016 at 08:11
The joys of having cats, though I’d never exchange them for anything…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 15, 2016 at 08:07
Because I get snuggles
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 15, 2016 at 08:10
Nothing beats a warm kitty on ones’ lap purring and kneading away at you, while you slowly enter your own slumber…
HairyEwok
April 14, 2016 at 16:21
Somebody got a hold of the catnip stash?