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In Other News – 14 April 2016

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AWWWW KITTY

Last week this time, I was bitching about how summer turned to winter overnight. Well, that magical effect seems to have reversed. Gone is the cold, replaced instead with the fires of hell. Come on weather, make up your goddam mind!

In Other News: Stardew Valley sells a million, Battle.net gets attacked, a big Lego game sale, and a VHS-style alternate cover for Dark Souls 3.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy trying to stop our videos from looking like badly dubbed flicks.

News

Indie darling Stardew Valley passes one million sales
Diablo 3 lead designer leaves Blizzard for Obsidian
Lionhead Offers Thanks To Fable Legends Players As The Game Officially Shuts Down
Battle.net hit with DDoS attack, all games briefly affected
Street Fighter 5 to get new update in April to address rage quitting problem

Stuff

Oh Man, This Overwatch Cosplay
There’s a big Lego game sale on PlayStation Network
A paralyzed man’s brain implant let him move his fingers to play a guitar video game
The Rocky History Of Live-Action Shows Based On Games
You can now download the 80s, VHS-style alternate cover art for Dark Souls 3

Videos

Cities: Skyline City Destroyed By A Tidal Wave Of Shit

Colossal Skyrim mod turns towns into cities

See how stellar The Division looks running at 1440p/60fps

What’s on @ The Movies?

Michael Keaton in talks to play the villain in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING!
This new trailer for TMNT 2: OUT OF THE SHADOWS is coming in kind of fast!
New SCOOBY DOO movie to launch a Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe
We review The Jungle Book 3D
Feel the burn: FAHRENHEIT 451 and a legacy of difficult books

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Last Updated: April 14, 2016

47 Comments

  1. Ottokie

    April 14, 2016 at 16:03

  2. Jan Prins

    April 14, 2016 at 16:11

    Last working day as a non married man…

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      April 14, 2016 at 16:13

      Who’d possibly marry you? 😛

      Have a fun bachelors.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 14, 2016 at 16:13

      Congrats, now you’re playing sims for real

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 14, 2016 at 16:18

        WOOHOO!!! 😉

        Reply

      • Jan Prins

        April 14, 2016 at 16:22

        At least it won’t be Doom!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 14, 2016 at 16:22

          XD

          Reply

        • Pariah

          April 14, 2016 at 16:24

          Hey, Doom co-op is always a lot of fun. 😛

          Reply

      • HvR

        April 14, 2016 at 16:24

        Either that or Indie jump scare game

        Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      April 14, 2016 at 16:16

      Congrats

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        April 14, 2016 at 16:21

        Ag fanks!

        Reply

    • miaau

      April 14, 2016 at 16:17

      Do it well. Have fun!

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        April 14, 2016 at 16:21

        Gonna try my utmost best!

        Reply

    • Pariah

      April 14, 2016 at 16:17

      • Jan Prins

        April 14, 2016 at 16:20

        Really Immense Penis? How did you know???

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 14, 2016 at 16:21

          Yeah, and it died, hence the burial

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 15, 2016 at 06:46

            xD

  3. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    April 14, 2016 at 16:15

    • VampyreSquirrel

      April 14, 2016 at 16:16

      Hit by a pedestrian crossing sign… how ironic.

      Reply

    • Pariah

      April 14, 2016 at 16:18

      LOL.

      I think my head’s broken. In a different way to that guy.

      ROFL!!!!

      Reply

    • HairyEwok

      April 14, 2016 at 16:20

      Sums up my week pretty well.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 14, 2016 at 16:20

        you should have seen the signs 😛

        Reply

        • HairyEwok

          April 14, 2016 at 16:22

          I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign…. too late though

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 14, 2016 at 16:23

            Shame man, Weekend’s tomorrow at least

    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 15, 2016 at 06:45

      WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA, shit

      Reply

  4. DragonSpirit009

    April 14, 2016 at 16:16

    Why did it have to be a kitty header T.T

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 14, 2016 at 16:16

      Puurrrrrrrssssssday?

      Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        April 14, 2016 at 16:17

        Okay why does it have to be Puurrrrrrrssssssday?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 14, 2016 at 16:17

          I’m guessing because it rhymes with Thursday

          Reply

        • Pariah

          April 14, 2016 at 16:19

          Who Mew, right?

          Reply

          • miaau

            April 14, 2016 at 16:20

            AAHHHHHHHHH

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 14, 2016 at 16:20

            I had to paws for a second to reread your comment

          • Lord Chaos

            April 14, 2016 at 16:20

            My cat just face-palmed at your comment…

          • Pariah

            April 14, 2016 at 16:26

          • Lord Chaos

            April 14, 2016 at 16:27

            Basically. She only used one paw though

        • miaau

          April 14, 2016 at 16:19

          Because, Cats. And Reasons. And Cats.

          Seriously. Just Cats. should be a good enough answer.

          How to solve world Peace? Cats.
          World, erm Hung, longing? Cats
          More empathy for fellow man? Cats.
          Stop slave trade? Cats.
          Service to our overlords. Cats.

          simple, really.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 14, 2016 at 16:20

            Cats should rule the world

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            April 14, 2016 at 20:23

            THEY DO!!!!! I have to bring mine sacrifices and her blankie every night before bed and as thanks she mauls my feet at 2 am!

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 15, 2016 at 08:07

            Mine wakes me up between 3 and 4 for food and I obey.

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            April 15, 2016 at 08:11

            The joys of having cats, though I’d never exchange them for anything…

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 15, 2016 at 08:07

            Because I get snuggles

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            April 15, 2016 at 08:10

            Nothing beats a warm kitty on ones’ lap purring and kneading away at you, while you slowly enter your own slumber…

        • HairyEwok

          April 14, 2016 at 16:21

          Somebody got a hold of the catnip stash?

          Reply

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