It’s Easter this week! It’s a day of great religious significance that doesn’t, as the heathens among you might think, have anything to do with a chocolate zombie rabbit hatching from an egg after incubating for just three days. For many of us, it mostly means getting some time off, and stuffing our faces with chocolate. The easy food of choice for Tasty Tuesday, of course, would be chocolate, but instead, we’ve got coniglio alla cacciatora.
It’s a simple hunter’s stew, using simple ingredients from the earth, served with some delicious rabbit. Why rabbit? Well, mostly because I’m the sort of asshole who thinks it’s funny to cook rabbit for dinner and tell the kids it’s the easter bunny. Also, rabbit is delicious.
In Other News: Nuketown’s price gets nuked, punch club gets pirated, Splatoon gets more merch and Mario gets unmade.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy hunting wabbits.
News
Popular speedrunner has Mario Maker levels wiped by Nintendo
Splatoon has an official lint roller, ya filthy animals
Big job losses at Scribblenauts studio 5th Cell
Black Ops III’s Nuketown goes free on PC, PS4, Xbox One
Stardew Valley update aims to improve the quality of marriage
Quantum Break dev responds to fan uproar over 720p resolution
Punch Club has sold 330,000 units, but it’s been pirated 1.6 million times
Xbox Spring Sale: Battlefield, Halo, Forza, Call of Duty, more on sale for up to 60%
Stuff
The making of Alien: Isolation
Black Desert Online’s combat feels like a revolution for MMOs
The past, present and future of Stardew Valley
Velazquez and the strange potential of VR
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Tuesday Box Office Report: Allegiant gets trampled by some Zoo animals
Michael Mann to make a prequel for HEAT – as a book
Raise your Swiss Army knives in salute to your new MACGYVER!
Bryan Cranston is running for his life as Lyndon B. Johnson in this first trailer for ALL THE WAY
The first fan reactions for BATMAN V SUPERMAN are online!
And the winners of our BATMAN V SUPERMAN competition are…
Last Updated: March 22, 2016
Ottokie
March 22, 2016 at 16:02
Now I am hungry too soon for dinner. But on the plus side, I remember it’s Tuesday and not Monday today.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 22, 2016 at 16:09
That’s not good. You’ve got another what, 6 hours to dinner? 😉
Ottokie
March 22, 2016 at 16:10
Yup, might actually have too eat early tonight. Maybe around 9pm
Pariah
March 22, 2016 at 16:05
That header image is THE MOST!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 22, 2016 at 16:06
Nah, it’s almost.
Pariah
March 22, 2016 at 16:07
You’re almost…
Jan Prins
March 22, 2016 at 16:13
Now you making him doubt his own existence.
Pariah
March 22, 2016 at 16:14
Good.
HvR
March 22, 2016 at 17:30
Most, … quite most
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 22, 2016 at 16:08
I bought all my easter eggs earlier today, I’ve got a chocolatier’s factory shop just down the road. They’re the bestest mostest.
Gavin Mannion
March 22, 2016 at 16:08
I had rabbit once… it was amazing. Until my dad told me it used to be my pet…
Pariah
March 22, 2016 at 16:08
That story isn’t the most…
Jan Prins
March 22, 2016 at 16:09
It is the most. Horrifying, that is.
Gavin Mannion
March 22, 2016 at 16:19
in my dads defence it was the dog that killed it.. didn’t want to waste meat
Jan Prins
March 22, 2016 at 16:20
You grow up extremely poor? When the dog died, did you have Mutt Stew?
miaau
March 22, 2016 at 16:24
“He couldn’t help remembering how much he’d wanted a puppy when he was a little boy. Mind you, they’d been starving – anything with meat on it would have done.” ~Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Commander Vimes said that.
Pariah
March 22, 2016 at 16:25
I may be biased but I vote for this to be comment of the week.
Darren Peach
March 22, 2016 at 16:39
Nope. You ate roadkill……so to speak…..
Ottokie
March 22, 2016 at 16:09
https://media.giphy.com/media/AuIvUrZpzBl04/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
miaau
March 22, 2016 at 16:09
Like eating Uncle Fluffy
Jan Prins
March 22, 2016 at 16:12
Did you know? The Afrikaans word for fillet is ‘beeshaas’ As in cowrabbit
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 22, 2016 at 16:13
That makes me wonder what rump would be? Beesgat?
Jan Prins
March 22, 2016 at 16:14
That would be kruis if Google Translate is to be believed.
DragonSpirit009
March 22, 2016 at 16:14
Yeah I think that’s right… Remembered something like that in home eco
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 22, 2016 at 16:15
beeskruis? I’d also be cross if I was the cow.
Ottokie
March 22, 2016 at 16:16
The cow is already cross at you for burning it’s meat
HvR
March 22, 2016 at 17:40
Yes.
Fillet – beeshaas
Rump – beeskruis
Sirloin – lendestuk
Dankie vir tannie Stoffelina en haar Kook en Geniet vir die kennis.
DragonSpirit009
March 22, 2016 at 16:13
Damn!! So hungry… Good thing I’ve got dinner already sorted!
Ryanza
March 22, 2016 at 16:18
How big was Bone Thugs.
Their first album which was actually an ep shy one song to make it an album, went onto become quadruple-platinum. That was their first album /ep.
The second album went onto double-platinum and tha crossroads song, the single did triple-platinum. The crossroads song raised so fast to the top of the charts being among songs like, Beatle’s – Can’t Buy Me Love and Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You. Bone Thugs showed that they were a talent to be taken serious. bone thugs music talent and the messages they highlight through their music, has kept them relevant all these years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4EiBFUpFXg
Darren Peach
March 22, 2016 at 16:41
In other news, Where is Hammersteyn ?
HvR
March 22, 2016 at 17:42
Last seen stalking Harley Quin cosplayers at rAge. Hammer envy is an ugly condition.
Darren Peach
March 22, 2016 at 18:23
Just wondering.
Admiral Chief in New York
March 23, 2016 at 06:43
Working very hard fixing something some other idiot broke (no, it was not something Darryn broke!)
Ryanza
March 22, 2016 at 16:45
Ryanza
March 22, 2016 at 16:59
the next you you will hear about Cyberpunk 2077 or shown something, it must be fucking great.
Don’t Support DRM. Cyberpunk 2077 is coming. It will be fucking great.
HvR
March 22, 2016 at 17:49
Ryanza
March 22, 2016 at 17:55