I don’t know if anybody has told you, but it’s piss cold in Joburg at the moment. Seriously, I’m typing this via ice block hands as we speak! I’d go get myself a heater or something, but it looks like my feet have now become one with the floor. Man, that’s not going to thaw until summer!
In Other News: A StarCraft RPG, new Dead Rising gameplay, Life is Strange gets a live-action series adaption, and Pokémon dil… wait, what?
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy trying to convince our cats that a pair of feet makes for the most comfortable bed EVER.
News
Five Years Later, Fan-Made StarCraft RPG Finally Launches
Dead Rising 4 gameplay reveals new enemies and weapons
Burnout creators begin work on new driving game
Post-apocalyptic railroad adventure The Final Station will be out in August
Lady Layton: The Millionaire Ariadone’s Conspiracy out next year, stars Layton’s daughter
Stuff
Some Japanese Pokémon Go Players Have Bad Manners ‘
Life is Strange being adapted into live-action series
Pokemon Go’s Team Leaders, as seen through the lens of Tumblr fandom
Exploring The Best Video Game Soundtracks On Vinyl
Dildos here! Get your Pokemon dildos here!
Videos
Game Theory: FNAF Sister Location DECODED! (FNAF 5)
Funny And Lucky Moments – Hearthstone – Ep. 176
What’s On @ The Movies?
Jackie Chan’s SKIPTRACE has huge $60m opening in China. Watch the new trailer here!
This trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s SPLIT is not allowed to touch you
SA’s Weekend Top 10 Chart: Shine a little light
We review Jason Bourne – Bourne again… unfortunately
Spider-Man sequels could have a Harry Potter format
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Last Updated: July 28, 2016
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 28, 2016 at 16:07
If only you had some kind of thick, shaggy fur coat to keep you warm, right Matty? 😛
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:07
He doesn’t even have to brows through a catalogue, now does he?
Umar
July 28, 2016 at 16:09
Dear God. That kitty…I…….I…….*dead*
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:10
huh? Oh the last link in Stuff. “kitty”. Gotcha. Thought you’d enjoy that. 😀
*RUNS
Umar
July 28, 2016 at 16:12
What?? Dildos? What about dildos? I dildon’t even know what it is.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 28, 2016 at 16:11
In other mews…….
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BRkpEyd_700wa_0.gif
Umar
July 28, 2016 at 16:13
Nyahaha the commewnt is awesome!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 28, 2016 at 16:16
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/VMV92nw_700wa_0.gif
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:17
Nah man, that was amewsing.
Umar
July 28, 2016 at 16:18
Dammewt, mewssed opportunity 🙁
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:19
Got a mewted respawnse though.
Umar
July 28, 2016 at 16:19
Nyo! Lazygamer is meow home!
Ottokie
July 28, 2016 at 16:14
Matty and Sandy from another era?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 28, 2016 at 16:16
XD
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:16
What do you mean another era? O_o
miaau
July 28, 2016 at 16:16
Been playing Dragon Age:I again. Is fun.
Makes me think of OVG Elfroot Slayer
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:20
Don’t forget the shards.
miaau
July 28, 2016 at 16:23
I am trying to ignore them more or less completely. When I have a good few shards, all collected by the by as I happen by, I will go to shardville and hand them in for some bonus or other.
Captain JJ off track
July 28, 2016 at 16:20
I’m yet to try it. I might, I might not.
RinceThis
July 28, 2016 at 16:21
HAHA ‘ll let him know
miaau
July 28, 2016 at 16:21
thanks!
Captain JJ off track
July 28, 2016 at 16:18
Did Zoe photoshop that flower into the header? 😛
Ottokie
July 28, 2016 at 16:19
How can you tell? 😛
miaau
July 28, 2016 at 16:22
Yeah, the picture must just be out of focus slightly. In that one spot
Pariah
July 28, 2016 at 16:20
It was photoshopped? O_O
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 28, 2016 at 16:21
No, she used a stapler
miaau
July 28, 2016 at 16:24
My gran used to make dolls clothes with a stapler. And shorten her own jersey sleeves with a stapler. It would seem, in an age were woman learnt skills like that as the norm, my Gran just did not. So, she made plans and the stapler was it.