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South Park is pretty much a Bovril show. You either love or hate it, and there’s no middle ground for it. Still, the show has more lovers than haters, and with a game on the way, those fans are about to go and fulfil their d d d d des…d d d d d d d deeesssss…d d d d d d d deeesssss…Dammit Jimmy, look what you’ve done!

South Park: The Stick of Truth will be released on December 10 in European territories such as ours, while our North American brethren get the game on the 13th. It’s looking a helluva lot than previous South Park games as well, titles that burst onto the scene waaaaay back when the series first hit TV screens.

The game will arrive with a special edition as well. Here’s what you can expect to find in the Grand Wizard Edition:


  • South Park: The Stick of Truth Game – The full game on Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3.
  • Grand Wizard Kidrobot Cartman Figure – Own the Grand Wizard Cartman and his stick of authority with this six-inch replica figure from Kidrobot. The Grand Wizard Cartman figure is not available in stores and can only be found in the Grand Wizard Edition.
  • Kingdom of South Park Map – The entire town of South Park has been mapped for the first time in South Park history.
  • The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack – Unlock the ultimate fellowship with the one pack to rule them all! Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defence with the Holy Defender outfit. The choice is yours, New Kid.
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The Stick of Truth is looking pretty decent so far. It’s survived the fall of THQ, and as a South Park experience, it’s hitting all the right points for me. It’ll be out on Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.

Last Updated: September 26, 2013

was reviewed on PC

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