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South Park is pretty much a Bovril show. You either love or hate it, and there’s no middle ground for it. Still, the show has more lovers than haters, and with a game on the way, those fans are about to go and fulfil their d d d d des…d d d d d d d deeesssss…d d d d d d d deeesssss…Dammit Jimmy, look what you’ve done!

South Park: The Stick of Truth will be released on December 10 in European territories such as ours, while our North American brethren get the game on the 13th. It’s looking a helluva lot than previous South Park games as well, titles that burst onto the scene waaaaay back when the series first hit TV screens.

The game will arrive with a special edition as well. Here’s what you can expect to find in the Grand Wizard Edition:

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  • South Park: The Stick of Truth Game – The full game on Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3.
  • Grand Wizard Kidrobot Cartman Figure – Own the Grand Wizard Cartman and his stick of authority with this six-inch replica figure from Kidrobot. The Grand Wizard Cartman figure is not available in stores and can only be found in the Grand Wizard Edition.
  • Kingdom of South Park Map – The entire town of South Park has been mapped for the first time in South Park history.
  • The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack – Unlock the ultimate fellowship with the one pack to rule them all! Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defence with the Holy Defender outfit. The choice is yours, New Kid.

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The Stick of Truth is looking pretty decent so far. It’s survived the fall of THQ, and as a South Park experience, it’s hitting all the right points for me. It’ll be out on Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.

Last Updated: September 26, 2013

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23 Comments

  1. Who would have guessed that South Park would release a RPG that has gotten me more excited than the next FF installment. The hell is wrong with the world?

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 26, 2013 at 10:34

      XD

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    • That Happy Twit

      September 26, 2013 at 10:41

      LOL!

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    • Umar Jaeger

      September 26, 2013 at 10:43

      Same here bro with a BETTER battle system than FF 13 lol

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    • Lara's John

      September 26, 2013 at 10:45

      Probably not for PC because who knows what viruses that game carries.

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      • That Happy Twit

        September 26, 2013 at 10:52

        Have an upvote for making me spit coffee all over my screen!
        XD

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      • Rincethis

        September 26, 2013 at 11:15

        Careful! T-Bone will see this and call CONSOLE FANBOY!

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    • Rincethis

      September 26, 2013 at 11:15

      I’m with you brother. You know the Mayans were right, it just wasn’t the end of the world as we expected it to be…

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  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 26, 2013 at 10:34

    Will there be a TIMMEH?

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 26, 2013 at 10:36

      I want to have Prof Chaos in my team. Cartman will be the leader obviously.

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      • Lara's John

        September 26, 2013 at 10:46

        Towely or Mr Hankie.

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  3. That Happy Twit

    September 26, 2013 at 10:43

    No! How can we have a South Park game coming out and the universe banished the Star Wars game! :<

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  4. Umar Jaeger

    September 26, 2013 at 10:45

    Turn based goodness…YES PLEASE!

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 26, 2013 at 10:46

      I know right! WTF Square Enix!

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  5. That Happy Twit

    September 26, 2013 at 10:47

    Wait! Did Kenny just get taken out by a unicorn!? ROFL!

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  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    September 26, 2013 at 11:07

    Damnit… why do I want this? What’s wrong with me?

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    • Rincethis

      September 26, 2013 at 11:18

      It’s called decent RPG desperation create by the void of Lightening and her jiggling personality…

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  7. Rincethis

    September 26, 2013 at 11:15

    DARRYN! “It’s looking a helluva lot…” Lot WHAT?! *Runs

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  8. FoXTiSiTY

    September 26, 2013 at 12:51

    There’s one thing I saw which the article left out…

    Darryn, you said it will only be out for Xbox 360 and playstation 3, but look at the Grand Edition picture again, there is a PC version among them (:O)/

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  9. matthurstrsa

    September 26, 2013 at 13:22

    But it has the PC-DVD Rom box on the picture?

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  10. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    September 26, 2013 at 13:35

    Just remember one very important thing…

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  11. Caden

    September 26, 2013 at 14:04

    It’s looking a helluva lot than previous South Park games as well, titles that burst onto the scene waaaaay back when the series first hit TV screens.
    ^ A hellava lot better? Worse? Funnier?

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  12. shamus mcfitzy

    October 3, 2013 at 15:17

    I know the article is a week old, but it should be noted that a 3 inch version of the same Cartman figure IS available for $10 on Kid Robot’s website and on Amazon here in the US. There are also versions of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters.

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