With absolutely none of today’s cutting edge visual graphics or DLC, Strafe might have a hard time selling itself. The homage to classic shooters from yesteryear is going to need more than just some tight gameplay and nostalgia. It’s going to need an advert so intense, that it’ll melt your f***ing face off. A trailer that punches you so hard in the face, you’ll give birth to a fist nine months down the road. Luckily, Strafe has just that kind of content waiting to be viewed.
Put that in your accolades trailer and suck it, everyone else in the industry. Currently on Kickstarter, Strafe needs some more cash to get fully funded, as they’ve managed to crowdsource $32 313 of the $185 096 needed.
“In 2014, around 60 million people died on Earth. There is a low but persistent risk the STRAFE® team may also suffer untimely brutal deaths and be unable to deliver the game to backers,” the Kickstarter says.
But honestly, that’s a great trailer right there. It sells me on the game, way better than what’s currently available for games that have production budgets a hundred times bigger than STRAFE. It also makes me miss the 1990s, massive CRT monitors, clothing baggy enough to use as makeshift tents and games that were delivered on stiffy disks. Well, maybe not all of that, but you get the idea.
Last Updated: January 21, 2015
Lord Chaos
January 21, 2015 at 14:02
If it was a real good punch we’d give birth after 7 months.
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:03
Trevors mom is HAWT!
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 14:04
Yar
Jaded_Reprobate
January 21, 2015 at 14:08
Trevor’s mom?
(refresh)
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:08
Lol!
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 14:11
Is it a pic of Rince?
Lord Chaos
January 21, 2015 at 14:11
Close…
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 14:11
Rince breastfeeding Trev?
Jaded_Reprobate
January 21, 2015 at 14:12
too soon
ToshZA
January 21, 2015 at 14:12
With that topic, it’ll always be too soon. May as well get it over with though 😀
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:28
0-O This obsession of yours is way out of control bro!
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 21, 2015 at 14:35
He’s just jealous, darling. I mean… er… HEY WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:36
RUUUUUUUUN!
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 15:27
Hahaha
Quo Vadis?
January 21, 2015 at 14:36
Think I just threw up!
Lord Chaos
January 21, 2015 at 14:37
Weakling.
Quo Vadis?
January 21, 2015 at 14:50
sicko.
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 15:26
XD
ToshZA
January 21, 2015 at 14:04
ok that was way too LOL.
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 14:04
Trying to put the brain back together
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 21, 2015 at 14:05
You miss baggy clothes that double as tents? Why don’t you have an LG t-shirt D?
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:28
BWAHAHA!
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:05
SOLD!
Mandom (Umar)
January 21, 2015 at 14:11
I…..I didn’t really like that trailer
Admiral Chief
January 21, 2015 at 14:11
Same here, really not cool
Mandom (Umar)
January 21, 2015 at 14:14
Started off cool, throw back to old school shooters, then just … yeah. The seizure and foaming was just…off.
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 21, 2015 at 14:19
It’s not a reference to the early 90’s scares about demonic possession from playing vidya gamz? O_o
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:20
But, but it has face melting action! It certainly has me intrigued though, but they did go a little overboard
Shas 'O Norm
January 21, 2015 at 14:50
Agreed.
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:21
LOL that Coca Cola T-shirt
Ryanza
January 21, 2015 at 14:22
Foaming at the mouth, seizures and head exploding, goes to The Witcher 3 Killing monsters trailer.
Don’t Support DRM. The Witcher 3 is coming.
Ryanza
January 21, 2015 at 14:29
Are you ready for The Witcher 3 because The Witcher 3 is ready for you.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B70TAQFIcAEptNQ.jpg
Rags
January 21, 2015 at 14:26
Mind blown.
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:27
HAHAHAH! Fucking win.
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:29
I feel like watching Videodrome.
Quo Vadis?
January 21, 2015 at 14:36
Seriously disturbing movie, even now really.
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:37
Especially when you watch it in primary school
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:38
HAHAHAHAHA
Quo Vadis?
January 21, 2015 at 14:50
LOL that’s your own fault! I watched Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th Part 7 when I was 9. Hell I was too scared to sleep for weeks after that!
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 14:57
LOL same here
Quo Vadis?
January 21, 2015 at 15:00
Now you watch it, and its like “wtf is up with the terrible animatronics and cheesy acting?”
Hammersteyn
January 21, 2015 at 15:02
Yes and no 😛
RinceThis
January 21, 2015 at 14:37
I had to study that at Uni. Man, mental!
Quentin Huggett
January 21, 2015 at 14:28
hahaha wtf
Ryanza
January 21, 2015 at 14:37
Did someone say baggy pants and bommer jackets.
http://www.guysgifts.co.za/store/pc/catalog/classic-bomber-jacket_373_general.jpg
Can’t touch this.
hairyknees
January 21, 2015 at 15:08
That screen punch xD