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Guess what – it’s finally Friday! That’s right boys and girls, the work week is finally coming to an end, and that can only mean one thing. Time to strip down, booze up, and play games! Unless, like me, you’re going to spend 15 hours on a plane. Oh wait, I can still do that… right?

Best Story

Is there really any doubt? We went crashing through a new site milestone this week – one million hits! But don’t worry, we won’t let it go to our heads. Although, I do wonder why Gavin was reading about butlers the other day…

Worst Story

The Mexican Dota issue, obviously. ItΒ started with a mess of the Mexican match, then it all got a bit silly.Β And it just keeps getting worse!

Best ION Header

Sept 11 ion

My favorite ION in a while, to be honest. Also, pretty artwork!

Most Comments

It’s me, of course! You guys are the best community, ever, and rallied around me, earning yourselves my latest trolling fake ION. You all had a lot to say about the MSSA organizing the Mexico match, as well as Activision hiring a lobbying firm and my glorious Gunnar eyewear review.

Least Comments

The dubious award goes to Darryn. Also, he got least comments. Trololol! It seems you guys really didn’t care about Sniper Elite Nazi Zombie Army 2.

Batman of the Week

I m batman

It would appear that we are the dead weight around Gavin’s neck as he carries us to glory. But he’s a benevolent Batman – he only forces Darryn to run while chasing him down in the Batmobile once a day.

Header Image of the Week

HowLong

This “Geoff selfie” made me giggle far more than I care to admit. Also, without this award, Geoff would have NOTHING this week, so it’s a pity award.

Comment of the Week

So many contenders, but the witty hairyknees made us laugh with his Carte Blanche comment yesterday on the ION:

Hahaha I can just imagine Derek Watts doing a MSSA piece on Carte Blanche xD

“Are professional gamers safe? MSSA would have you believe otherwise, as they swindle money from the innocent, take away Taco’s from the Mexicans, and have a website reminiscent of a shit covered piece of toilet paper. We attempted to get a comment from Deon Whatsisface. He told us that we are just a silly sensationalist news show. Well we say that the truth is not silly, and we will expose any tomfoolery or shenanigans at MSSA HQ.”

Last Updated: September 13, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

129 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:33

    MATTYFEEG FTW!!!!

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      September 13, 2013 at 14:44

      <3

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:34

    Yes, that header was/is really artsy and nice

    Reply

  3. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:35

    In other news, both John and Tim failed the initial challenge, so we went to the bonus round with the QUIZ.

    Which Tim actually did pretty well in! 70%

    Welcome brother, you deserve it!

    John, where are you dude?

    Reply

    • That Tall Twit

      September 13, 2013 at 12:38

      What was the challenge / quiz?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 13, 2013 at 12:39

        For John, no trolling consoles/other users
        Tim had quite the list.

        Ironically, John trolled Tim and fell out. Tim had to continue to spell etc correctly, which he failed.

        So…QUIZ time, on all things Lagz, the site, the staff, and some of the legends.

        Reply

        • That Tall Twit

          September 13, 2013 at 12:40

          HAHA brilliant!

          Reply

        • John on trial

          September 13, 2013 at 12:49

          Wait wait. Where did I troll Tim. When I called him a she by accident? I thought we at least got strikes.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 12:51

            hahaha, no

            Come, I want to see if you are going to perform better/worse than Tim, send me that email so that you can start your test!

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 12:53

            My piece of balls work laptop just threw me an effing blue screen.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:02

            Wow, that’s as lame as ‘the dog ate my homework! Trolling John? This late in the game?!

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:03

            No, really. One of my colleagues came past just as it happened and she just laughed and said: “That sucks.”

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            Really! Now you are building a story! Noit! Hope your email went to the right chap πŸ˜‰

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            Haha. I would’ve taken a screen shot, but since Windows decided to screw me over, I couldn’t

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            You have women in your office, your lucky. All I got is my boss and workers…:(

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            I am the only guy in my office. There’s 9 women

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:07

            I’d enjoy the view.

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 13, 2013 at 13:07

            Tensy dit klomo ou tannies is πŸ˜›

            Unless you are into that sort of thing…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:09

            I meant if they were young women. I didn’t think what I said through.

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:15

            They’re all within 5 years of my age. Fashion industry. You get the idea…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:15

            that depends on how old you are….

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:23

            Well, not older than 30

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:07

            And he has a ‘broken’ computer too… trolololo

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:12

            Did the bluescreen appear before or after she saw what was on your screen? Just asking because of her comment.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:13

            Nice πŸ˜‰

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:15

            Dissing lazygamer?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:16

            Ohhhh!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:03

            How do you add titles to user name without changing it when logging in?. Eg yours Chief or Rivia.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:04

            Change on Disqus profile

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            Click on your name, and go to disqus, and change profile name.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:07

            but when you log in? won’t you need to use all that stuff?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:11

            Google ‘chance disqus avatar name’ It won’t change login details.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:13

            Thanks man.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:13

            Now, the last test… To see the name change!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:23

            Agreed

    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 13, 2013 at 12:47

      Thanks man.

      Reply

    • John on trial

      September 13, 2013 at 12:48

      How? Sorry, just had me some Burger King. Haven’t even found you yet on gmail

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 13, 2013 at 12:49

        Tim beat you to it, no worries, sent you another clue…

        Reply

        • John on trial

          September 13, 2013 at 12:54

          What’s the other clue? On the other article?

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 12:55

            Yessir

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 12:58

            Now to figure out how to search gmail…

            EDIT: DGB?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 12:59

            No man, its NameSurname@gmail.com, the clue was to my name/surname

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            I got that. I just searched on gmail. Got a pic of a dude with a moustache.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:01

            I think it’s correct.

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:03

            Sent the email, just hope it’s the right person

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:04

            LOL

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            Got it. Quiz looks heavy. Tim, how was it?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            He got 70%

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            No pressure…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            Pass rate is 75%, but I felt sorry for him, so 70% it is!

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            It gets worse…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:24

            ???

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:32

            Sorry, that was ambiguous comment.
            I meant it gets worse because I didn’t expect the pass rate to be so high. But it’s fair,

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:45

            How far are you, Tim took little more than an hour.

            So you have to beat that as well

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 13:47

            I have loads of work today, so it’s making things a bit difficult. And I know that’s not an excuse.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 14:14

            You have a deadline sir. I’m signing off at 15h00 and I need to grade you papers still

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 14:22

            I’ll never make that. This Friday the 13th has thrown me a cruveball and given me more work than the rest of the week combined.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 14:26

            I shall be expecting your email before midnight then.

          • John on trial

            September 13, 2013 at 14:49

            Will do Admiral

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:15

            Was flipping hard!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:04

            Indeeed

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 13, 2013 at 12:52

        I want burger king!! πŸ™

        Reply

        • Scruff304

          September 13, 2013 at 13:03

          Have McDonalds, it is pretty much the same thing…

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:03

            Ag nee sies, McD is poison

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:04

            why? Prefer steers?

          • Hermann Schwindt

            September 13, 2013 at 13:11

            There used to be a time when take aways was good value for money. Nowadays its just expensive cholesterol.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:11

            mc donalds still cheap though.

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:13

            Believe in the power of Falafel. Get some Anat.

          • ToshZA

            September 13, 2013 at 13:37

            Nandos.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:04

            Ageed. Did I ever tell you this one time I had a double down?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:05

            No?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:09

            Oh, bad answer my friend, bad answer ENJOY

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:14

            Wtf is that!!!

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:16

            That is 2 pieces of chicken breast, deep fried, with ham, cheese, and sauce in the middle. The chicken is the ‘bun’. After eating this, I had to lie down while I had a slight stroke…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:16

            that’s from burger king?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:17

            Nah, was a promotional thing at KFC

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:24

            Oh yeah, I remember that, it was a while ago.

            Had myself one as well, not bad, but not brilliant

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:30

            Agreed. Though I do like the whooper

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 13, 2013 at 13:28

            Is it still available?

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 13, 2013 at 13:23

            Its Chicken baloney and not ham :O

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 13, 2013 at 13:24

            And another thing… What kind of “stroke” are you referring to? O_o

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:24

            LOOOOL

          • Scruff304

            September 13, 2013 at 13:08

            Agreed. Hate the stuff… Had burger king last week for first time while in UK… Was just as bad…

          • HvR

            September 13, 2013 at 13:06

            Heresy!!!! Lets flame grill Scruffy!!!!!

          • Scruff304

            September 13, 2013 at 13:14

            What?!? 0_o

            Edit: Oh dear god why did that comes up fours times!!!!!

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:27

            It makes it way funnier though! LOL!!!

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 13, 2013 at 13:31

            HAHAHAH! You get even more for that, and the images got larger! lol

  4. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:35

    Sniper zombies….

    Reply

    • oVg

      September 13, 2013 at 12:36

      I saw that but I just could not muster up the courage to be your wing man.

      Reply

  5. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:36

    She is pretty, but she has loooong toes…….

    Reply

    • ToshZA

      September 13, 2013 at 12:39

      That’s my future wife. Toes and all.

      /dream

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 13, 2013 at 12:40

        Lulz, with those toes, she cannot stand too close to the stove dude

        #SeriouslyTrolling

        Reply

        • ToshZA

          September 13, 2013 at 12:45

          She just gotta sit there and look pretty. Seriously, chair ornaments ftw – and this particular ornament is ravishing.

          #lulz

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 12:46

            I’d prefer some “hands on action” not just sitting and looking pretty πŸ˜›

          • oVg

            September 13, 2013 at 13:03

            πŸ™

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:10

            And what do you think about the model btw? ;p

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:25

            Oh, she is a fine specimen of the female species. Very fine

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:28

            Hence all your “hands on action” instead of “just sitting and looking pretty”
            BAM =P

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:37

            Haha, hands on HER, your urges betray you πŸ˜›

          • oVg

            September 13, 2013 at 12:48

            for 5 minutes before you are forced to paint the garden shed and pick up the in law from the airport during BTs 12 o clock launch of GTAV. πŸ˜›

          • ToshZA

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            As long as she’s nekkid when askin :3

            Don’t deny it, you’d say “yes” and not care that she just asked you to punch the president in the face, on TV.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            LOL don’t need no hawt nekkid wimmins to do that… πŸ˜‰

  6. That Tall Twit

    September 13, 2013 at 12:42

    ROFL @ The batman image.

    Reply

  7. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:43

    Zoe, I thought you were going to post something for us since we made you win!

    I have the Skype transcript as proof!!!

    EDIT, I see it now….not impressed, well, kinda, but still dammit!

    Reply

  8. oVg

    September 13, 2013 at 12:45

    I want to be ZOE’s cat πŸ™

    Reply

    • oVg

      September 13, 2013 at 12:51

      OK that sounded a bit odd.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 13, 2013 at 12:52

        Coming from you, quite normal

        Reply

        • oVg

          September 13, 2013 at 12:58

          lol I shoot off the cuff but you have to admit, those cats look well looked after.

          Reply

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            Now that sounded a lot worse

          • oVg

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            I spray from the hip?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:01

            LOL

          • Skyblue

            September 13, 2013 at 13:08

            I gagged just a little when I read that

          • oVg

            September 13, 2013 at 13:10

            just a little? It seems you are getting used to my juvenile humor.
            I will have to step it up a bit.

  9. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 13, 2013 at 12:53

    Anyone find out what the artsy ION’s real name is?

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 13, 2013 at 12:53

      You like the feet?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 13, 2013 at 12:55

        Not really, the toes man, the toes…something not right there

        Reply

        • Hermann Schwindt

          September 13, 2013 at 12:57

          You are a toe guy huh? πŸ˜›

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:00

            On the contrary, while appropriate that she HAVE toes, they must not be weird looking.

          • ToshZA

            September 13, 2013 at 13:39

            Who’s looking at the toes anyway?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 13, 2013 at 13:42

            Else she falls over when bending over dude

        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 13, 2013 at 12:58

          Got a fetish?

          Reply

        • Skyblue

          September 13, 2013 at 12:58

          They are a bit long but damn she is fiiiiiiiiine!

          Reply

  10. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 13, 2013 at 12:53

    lol. Trollolol

    Reply

  11. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    September 13, 2013 at 13:00

    ‘Knees, jou leeker ding jou πŸ˜›

    Reply

  12. RincemySniperKittEH0-O

    September 13, 2013 at 13:01

    Well done Hairy!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 13, 2013 at 13:01

      He is prolly off playing dota…lemme check

      EDIT:

      Nope, lazy bugger prolly still sleeping it off. Saw him jam LAAAATE last night

      Reply

      • hairyknees

        September 13, 2013 at 14:48

        I was at varsity at the crack of dawn! πŸ˜›

        Reply

  13. hairyknees

    September 13, 2013 at 14:43

    Yay! I accept this award on behalf of the entire LG community πŸ˜€ you all rock <3

    Reply

  14. bandit766

    September 13, 2013 at 16:02

    Whats the name of the ION? πŸ˜€

    Reply

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