The next three Steam Sale dates have leaked

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You’ve just clocked a game on PC. A game that had been sitting on your digital shelf, gathering all manner of virtual dust as it waited for that one fateful day for you to notice it and actually start it. One game down, several more to go. Look at what you’ve created Steam, look. Gaze upon your works ye mighty, and despair.

That being said, there’s always time to finish the other games in your library. All the time in the world because another sale surely isn’t on the horizon…is it? Bad News Bonthuys strikes again then, as I’ve got some baaaaaaaad neeeeeeeeews for ya! According to developer sources via Kotaku, the dates for the next three Steam sales have been leaked. The first kicks off this week with a spooky Halloween sale.

Here’s the rest of them as well, so you can prepare your mind, body and soul for a machete fight with your father who still nurses a grudge against you for accidentally halving your brother in a similar fight when you were kids. No wait, I mean your wallet. Yes that. prepare your bank accounts for discounts which will feature games being halved, thus making for an especially tough case of trying to reattach the bottom half to the top half and dammit I’m getting distracted again:

  • Steam Halloween Sale – October 26, 2017 – November 1, 2017
  • Steam Autumn Sale – November 22, 2017 – November 28, 2017
  • Steam Winter Sale – December 21, 2017 – January, 2018

You hear that? That’s the sound of a PC game sale knocking on your 13th cheque.

Last Updated: October 24, 2017

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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