The Winner of the Alien: Isolation hamper is…

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Going to kak themselves soon. I rather enjoyed Alien: Isolation,  and I think any fan of Ridley Scott’s original film will appreciate it just as much. It’s tense, it’s gruelling and it has a lady hero  tough enough to rival Ellen Ripley. We’re giving away a swanky hamper consisting of the game and its associated merchandise to a lucky winner. Here’ s who that winner is.

Sorry Llew. I know you really, really, really wanted to win this one. but the winner this time is:



Reinhardt Pienaar, who’ll soon get to experience the claustrophobic terror of being stuck in a vent while a great big phallic alien tries to eat suck your face off, like some seaside tourist sucking a mussel out of a shell. I have no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, we’ll be in contact soon to get your details, you lucky human being. Well, relatively lucky. You’ll feel like less of a winner when you;’re lying foetal under your desk because like a skinny white girl who only counts in odd numbers, you just can’t even.

Thanks to SEGA and Ster-Kinekor for the prizes. Thanks to Creative Assembly for finally making a good Alien game. Thanks to you guys for entering, and reading our stuff.

Last Updated: October 16, 2014

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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