Going to kak themselves soon. I rather enjoyed Alien: Isolation, and I think any fan of Ridley Scott’s original film will appreciate it just as much. It’s tense, it’s gruelling and it has a lady hero tough enough to rival Ellen Ripley. We’re giving away a swanky hamper consisting of the game and its associated merchandise to a lucky winner. Here’ s who that winner is.
Sorry Llew. I know you really, really, really wanted to win this one. but the winner this time is:
Reinhardt Pienaar, who’ll soon get to experience the claustrophobic terror of being stuck in a vent while a great big phallic alien tries to eat suck your face off, like some seaside tourist sucking a mussel out of a shell. I have no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, we’ll be in contact soon to get your details, you lucky human being. Well, relatively lucky. You’ll feel like less of a winner when you;’re lying foetal under your desk because like a skinny white girl who only counts in odd numbers, you just can’t even.
Thanks to SEGA and Ster-Kinekor for the prizes. Thanks to Creative Assembly for finally making a good Alien game. Thanks to you guys for entering, and reading our stuff.
Last Updated: October 16, 2014