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The winner of the Wolfenstein give away is…

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Can you believe it, before the mayhem of E3 we started a quirky little competition to give away some Wolfenstein goodies. You guys came out in force with your epic German puns and I’m glad Random.org picked a winner instead of me.

As a reminder, the winner will get:

  • Copy of the game (on winnerโ€™s platform of choice)
  • Lanyard
  • Steel book
  • Music from the game
  • Set of postcards

There were some real classics among your comments – the “what are you sinking about” and “Anne Frank-ly I won’t stand for it” puns were among my favorites, although the ridiculous uses of Putsch also made me giggle more than it should have. Anyway, I threw all your entries into the glory that is Random.org and got the following result:

Wolf winner

Well done to all of you, and a special congrats to Kagutsuchi for having the Reich stuff. I’ll be in touch post haste.

Last Updated: June 18, 2014

59 Comments

  1. Sith JJ

    June 18, 2014 at 15:48

    I am yet to see my name on one of these.
    HvR went bos, clearly.

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    • Jonah Cash

      June 18, 2014 at 15:52

      HVR almost broke Random.org!!! Hahahaha

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 18, 2014 at 15:53

        Poor guy, really I feel for him.

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 18, 2014 at 15:53

      Keep trying. Dit sal jou eendag so vinning tref soos ‘n spuit poep.

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      • Sith JJ

        June 18, 2014 at 15:54

        Nee man. Dan is dit nie ‘n goeie ding nie.

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        • Hammersteyn

          June 18, 2014 at 15:55

          Bedoel maar net dis onverwags.

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          • Sith JJ

            June 18, 2014 at 15:56

            Ag reg. Ja.
            Bring hom!

  2. Hammersteyn

    June 18, 2014 at 15:52

    Jeez HVR must be seething a bit now.

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  3. Ryanza

    June 18, 2014 at 15:53

    HvR 5/12 and coming in second. lol.

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    • Jonah Cash

      June 18, 2014 at 15:53

      You’re being mean…. *Sniggers while typing it*

      Reply

  4. Anon A Mouse

    June 18, 2014 at 15:53

    I did a few and still no love from Random.org. But then again rather that than having my name plastered all over the place without even winning. *Looking at you HVR*

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  5. Ryanza

    June 18, 2014 at 15:55

    Who needs prizes. HvR is a winner to all of us.

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  6. Sith JJ

    June 18, 2014 at 15:56

    Maybe HvR isn’t a person but truly a representation of the average gamer (as the name states), and that’s why his name is on there so many times.

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 18, 2014 at 15:58

      Or maybe he didn’t break any of the rules like I’m sure I probably did.

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      • Sith JJ

        June 18, 2014 at 15:59

        HvR? NEVER!

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  7. Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    June 18, 2014 at 15:58

    WTF not even a mention???????

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    • Sith JJ

      June 18, 2014 at 15:59

      Who are you again?

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      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        June 18, 2014 at 16:07

        Someone that can spoil TFU…

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        • Sith JJ

          June 18, 2014 at 16:08

          Oh!
          Yes yes. OF COURSE I know who you are!!!!!
          Wow. What’s wrong with me? How could I forget?

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          • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

            June 18, 2014 at 16:08

            SPOILER ALERT THERE ARE LIGHTSABER FIGHTS

          • Sith JJ

            June 18, 2014 at 16:09

            Damn you!!

  8. HvR - THE Average GAmer

    June 18, 2014 at 15:59

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 18, 2014 at 16:00

      There he is, poor guy. I’ll buy you a beer if we ever meet.

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    • Anon A Mouse

      June 18, 2014 at 16:01

      Still just an average gamer I suppose. Bad luck there.

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    • Sith JJ

      June 18, 2014 at 16:02

      It’s pronounced H-A-I !

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    • Kagutsuchi

      June 18, 2014 at 16:19

      Better luck next time, my friend! ;D

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  9. Brian Murphy

    June 18, 2014 at 16:01

    So, I’ll be giving away a Quad Titan Gaming PC at Blizzcon, only residents of Anaheim, California may enter.

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    • Reward for Random.org creator

      June 18, 2014 at 17:39

      If you use Random.org to pick a winner you still won’t win.

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      • Brian Murphy

        June 18, 2014 at 17:40

        I wouldn’t be able to enter, I’m not a resident of Anaheim ๐Ÿ™‚ I’ll be there for Blizzcon though.

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    • Rags

      June 19, 2014 at 05:52

      But you can run Blizzard games on a pocket calculator? ๐Ÿ˜›

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  10. Morne. Frans

    June 18, 2014 at 16:01

    You couldv atleast judge the puns by human vocab what the hell random it for. Then why came up with puns if you just gona allow a computer to choose the winner.

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    • Sith JJ

      June 18, 2014 at 16:04

      Then we’d all be losers

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 18, 2014 at 16:06

      Because they don’t want to be accused of being biased.

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      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        June 18, 2014 at 16:08

        Still, I could have just entered 500000 times with no jokes if that were the case

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        • Sith JJ

          June 18, 2014 at 16:09

          So that’s like being Trevor, who always comments without jokes? Well, he thinks they’re jokes. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        • Hammersteyn

          June 18, 2014 at 16:09

          Aah but there were rules you see.

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          • Reward for Random.org creator

            June 18, 2014 at 16:43

            Anne Frankly they were ignored

          • Hammersteyn

            June 19, 2014 at 07:34

            Hahahaha

  11. Kagutsuchi

    June 18, 2014 at 16:09

    Awesome!! It’s all mein!! ^_^

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    • Sith JJ

      June 18, 2014 at 16:11

      Congratulations.

      Poor HvR

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      • Kagutsuchi

        June 18, 2014 at 16:13

        hehe, yeah shame. He almost had it. ๐Ÿ˜›

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      • oVg FX

        June 18, 2014 at 16:14

        How many times did he enter?

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        • Sith JJ

          June 18, 2014 at 16:17

          Clearly not enough times

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          • oVg FX

            June 18, 2014 at 16:18

            lol

        • Reward for Random.org creator

          June 18, 2014 at 17:09

          Had the page open the whole week on my phone.

          Over forty fucking times, all original, didn’t repeat other commentator’s puns, no Jew or holocaust jokes. Even created a Hitler Nazi rap pun.

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    • oVg FX

      June 18, 2014 at 16:11

      In 1080p 60fps, ENJOY ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • Sith JJ

        June 18, 2014 at 16:12

        Said no Xbone gamer

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        • oVg FX

          June 18, 2014 at 16:13

          TOO SOON.

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          • Sith JJ

            June 18, 2014 at 16:13

            ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. HvR - THE Average GAmer

    June 18, 2014 at 16:11

  13. HvR - THE Average GAmer

    June 18, 2014 at 16:12

  14. JamesDLarsen

    June 18, 2014 at 16:27

    You guys came out in force with your epic German puns and Iโ€™m glad Random.org picked a winner instead of me. http://sn.im/290xdj8

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  15. Rags

    June 18, 2014 at 16:41

    lolz@HvR need moar entries yo!

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  16. Dw Steenkamp

    June 18, 2014 at 23:04

    I did the comment about what are you sinking about . but i don’t even see my name in the list

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  17. Goth_Nerd

    June 19, 2014 at 07:27

    I came out seibte… Damn

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  18. KingKappie

    June 19, 2014 at 08:20

    Shame poor HVR! Give him the lanyard

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  19. Dutch Matrix

    June 19, 2014 at 08:23

    Maybe if I called myself German Matrix…

    Reply

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