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We interview Jessica Nigri at Gamescom 2013

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While at Gamescom 2013 we managed to track down the famous Jessica Nigri for a great long interview. It went fantastically well and we got to ask a ton of interesting questions, this was our defining moment in video interview… and then we found out that the mic wasn’t plugged in.

I’ve tried everything to clean up the background noise but we’re getting nowhere which left me crying in the corner all day yesterday.

I’m in two minds whether we should even post this at all but I don’t believe in hiding from your failures so here it is, our first A class interview and we screwed it up.

It won’t happen again.

The original mov file can be found here if you think you are an awesome audio person, it’s 250Mb though so don’t click that thinking it will just stream down.

I’m going to go drink myself into a coma again.

Last Updated: September 4, 2013

70 Comments

  1. Sargon

    September 4, 2013 at 12:03

    Sorry. I honestly didn’t hear a single word that was said. O.O

    *edit* And it isn’t because of the sound quality…

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  2. Hammersteyn

    September 4, 2013 at 12:05

    Clicked like anyway. Subtitles maybe???

    Reply

    • Sargon

      September 4, 2013 at 12:11

      Say what now? Where does this logic come from? 😛

      Reply

      • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

        September 4, 2013 at 12:24

        Good point, no lip reader will see past her… Assets…

        Reply

  3. Rags

    September 4, 2013 at 12:08

    Them boobs. :o~

    Reply

  4. Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

    September 4, 2013 at 12:14

    ( . )( . )

    Reply

    • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

      September 4, 2013 at 12:15

      Dude..please censor….
      (x)(x)

      Reply

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        September 4, 2013 at 12:18

        hahahaha

        Reply

      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        September 4, 2013 at 12:19

        Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!

        ( . )( . )

        ( . )( . )

        ( . )( . )

        ( . )( . )

        ( . )( . )

        Reply

        • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

          September 4, 2013 at 12:22

          Is that a cow lol

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          • John of Vault 11

            September 4, 2013 at 12:27

            Looks like it.

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            September 4, 2013 at 12:31

            Flippet broe, what do your cows look like, if cow, then one “boob” 4 nipples

            ( . . )
            ( . . )

            Jy sien?

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 4, 2013 at 12:33

            lol isn’t it more like

            ( (.)(.) )

            ( (.)(.) )

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            September 4, 2013 at 12:33

            LOL.

            Nah, mebbe

            ( o o )
            ( o o )

            No?

          • John of Vault 11

            September 4, 2013 at 12:36

            Could be one of those mutated Brahmin’s from Fallout.

  5. Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

    September 4, 2013 at 12:18

    There is audio?

    Reply

  6. RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

    September 4, 2013 at 12:22

    Shame man, that can’t have been a nice thing to discover… You need to invest in a propper mic that they can attach to their shirts. Just cut Grant’s pay for a month to pay for it.

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    • No Longer SIR Twakkus

      September 4, 2013 at 12:28

      I want to see grant try and put the mic on her collar…

      Reply

      • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

        September 4, 2013 at 12:28

        Yes. Yes. That is something I would pay to see!

        Reply

  7. No Longer SIR Twakkus

    September 4, 2013 at 12:31

    Boobs, the kryptonite of all men. I must give it to Grant. He didnt even once look down.

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    • ElNicko

      September 4, 2013 at 12:39

      The force is strong in this One

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        September 4, 2013 at 12:39

        Or the caffeine is so much that he is “in the zone”

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        • ElNicko

          September 4, 2013 at 12:43

          that would have to be some Strong ass Coffee…..

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            September 4, 2013 at 12:46

            Indeed

    • Matthew Holliday

      September 4, 2013 at 12:48

      most interviewers that she gets start the interview by saying “let me just get this out of the way” and they stare for a few seconds, then start the interview

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      • ElNicko

        September 4, 2013 at 13:10

        Grant – Proving Chivalry isn’t dead !!

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    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      September 4, 2013 at 13:46

      Well the secret is…

      Reply

      • Mossel

        September 4, 2013 at 14:16

        I knew it!

        Reply

    • Theo Steenekamp

      September 4, 2013 at 13:48

      Well he knew it was recorded, so he could always check the tape again…for some alone time.

      Reply

    • granthinds

      September 4, 2013 at 17:19

      In da zone son. #Acheivement

      Reply

  8. Matthew Holliday

    September 4, 2013 at 12:34

    Jessica Nigri <3

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    • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

      September 4, 2013 at 12:39

      She just needs to dress up as Liara from Mass Effect…

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      • Matthew Holliday

        September 4, 2013 at 12:46

        liara is out of the question.
        not enough boobs, and boobs are her favorite things.

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        • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

          September 4, 2013 at 12:51

          What, Liara has a nice pair, not as sizeable as Samara, but still!

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          • Matthew Holliday

            September 4, 2013 at 12:53

            Yeah, but Liara isnt about the boobs.
            Liara is love.

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            September 4, 2013 at 12:55

            Sweet sweet love indeed.

            Ok, Jessica in blue paint then. Only blue paint

  9. Ricardo Harvey

    September 4, 2013 at 12:34

    sound was ok guys, i could hear everything.

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    • Ricardo Harvey

      September 4, 2013 at 12:34

      Visuals make up for lack of sound 😛

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      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        September 4, 2013 at 12:39

        XD

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  10. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    September 4, 2013 at 12:50

    Wow.. she’s actually pretty tall… that or Grant Hinds is like 4 foot 4 😛

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    • Matthew Holliday

      September 4, 2013 at 12:50

      Grants so little.

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    • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

      September 4, 2013 at 12:52

      Only when standing on a box

      Reply

  11. OVG

    September 4, 2013 at 13:12

    Chainsaw Lollipop chick. Was not she banned along with all the other booth babes.

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    • Gavin Mannion

      September 4, 2013 at 14:12

      only from PAX once, that part is in the second section of the interview

      Reply

  12. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    September 4, 2013 at 13:27

    Here’s the thing…she’s actually a really, really nice person. Chilled, awesome.

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    • FoxOneZA - X-Therminator

      September 4, 2013 at 13:43

      Okay, how many Dollah’s did you bribe her with?

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      September 4, 2013 at 13:55

      Ive been subbed to her youtube for a while now, she just seems fun as.

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 4, 2013 at 14:13

      Did you give her a lapdance? Tell me YOU GAVE HER A LAPDANCE!!!

      Reply

    • No Longer SIR Twakkus

      September 4, 2013 at 15:58

      She looks like a lekker chilled and fun person. Did you guys go and have a beer with her afterwards?

      Reply

  13. Mossel

    September 4, 2013 at 13:48

    Just look at that focus in the header. He has the concentration level of a panther. (I’m not really sure if that is good, but I like to think panthers are pretty focused and now what they want in life)

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 4, 2013 at 14:13

      The man has level 60 willpower. I think whenever Grant levels up, he dumps all his points into Charisma and Focus! Screw everything else. That’s why he’s a boss level awesome guy.

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      • Mossel

        September 4, 2013 at 14:21

        Charisma and focus ftw! Wish I used some points for charisma and focus, alas I wasted it all on One-Handed.

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          September 4, 2013 at 14:29

          HAHAHAHA! You sir, win the internet!

          Reply

          • Mossel

            September 5, 2013 at 07:47

            Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

        • Skyblue

          September 4, 2013 at 15:01

          LOL!!

          Reply

        • ThatManOverThere

          September 5, 2013 at 08:44

          LOL! That comment!!!

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      • granthinds

        September 4, 2013 at 17:20

        LOVE YOU JIM!

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          September 5, 2013 at 13:10

          Sniff! I love you too Grant, now stop it, otherwise people will start to talk…

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  14. Xelus

    September 4, 2013 at 14:15

    Oh my gaaawd, Jessica Nigri *faints* XD

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  15. Juan

    September 4, 2013 at 14:16

    hawt, she even sounds sexy

    Reply

  16. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    September 4, 2013 at 14:34

    :/ Such a pity about the audio. It really sounds like Grant dazzled her by channelling his inner Riaan Cruywagen because she just wanted to spill the beans! I still think that our Sef Efriken accent is like music to the ears of foreign women.

    PS: I think for next year, you guys need to invest in some clip-on microphones or even one of those broadcasting handheld ones.

    Just picture it, a Massive LAGZ logo on a SABC-style handheld Microphone! It’ll be awesome!

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      September 4, 2013 at 15:42

      We had a shotgun mic…somebody just forgot to actually plug it in.

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        September 5, 2013 at 13:11

        That sucks :/ Well…. live and learn, I guess.

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  17. Devon Stanton

    September 4, 2013 at 15:08

    sub-titles ?? we all read on this site anyways

    Reply

  18. Trebzz

    September 4, 2013 at 16:08

    I kept looking at her boobs and expected Grant to stick it in there o.O

    Reply

  19. Mugelbub

    September 4, 2013 at 20:14

    Gamers point of view

    Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 5, 2013 at 13:11

      Hahahaha!

      Reply

  20. Guest

    September 5, 2013 at 07:00

    Why is there so many words around that girl with the bewbs?

    Reply

  21. Jonathan

    September 5, 2013 at 07:01

    Why are there so many words around that girl with the bewbs?

    Reply

  22. Dooza

    September 5, 2013 at 11:11

    How did Grant manage to stay focused for the whole interview? Not even once does he have a peak…Lol

    Reply

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