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What if the AI had to escort us?

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Machinima has put together a pretty hilarious video showing what it would be like if the AI characters had to escort us in the game instead of us holding their hand the entire time.

I think everyone is with me and my utter hate for escort missions in games and maybe that’s why I found this so hilarious.

Be warned though Elizabeth has a bit of a potty mouth in this video.

I do think game developers should put optional side quests in escort missions, I would have loved to see Elizabeth stone Booker to death for his idiotic inability to listen to instructions and just act like a normal freaking person for once.

Last Updated: May 7, 2013


  1. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 7, 2013 at 11:36



  2. Tbone187

    May 7, 2013 at 12:03

    This game is wayyy overrated imo….Lekker art design and story but the shooting mechanics and physics are lame.


  3. OVG OfflineVideoGamer

    May 7, 2013 at 12:05

    ICO did a fine job. Elizabeth is real to me and Star Trek is… blahhhh
    Not looking at the video because Liz is to posh to have a potty mouth 🙁 and we are engaged 😉


  4. DaxterZA

    May 7, 2013 at 12:30

    Is there spoilers in this video??


    • OVG OfflineVideoGamer

      May 7, 2013 at 12:49

      No, It is actually quite funny 🙂


  5. Pollynator

    May 7, 2013 at 12:49

    Hahahah that is awesome


  6. Jean du Plessis

    May 7, 2013 at 14:51

    BWAKAKAKAKAKA…. “This is like playing with my f@cking dad.”


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