What if the AI had to escort us?

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Machinima has put together a pretty hilarious video showing what it would be like if the AI characters had to escort us in the game instead of us holding their hand the entire time.

I think everyone is with me and my utter hate for escort missions in games and maybe that’s why I found this so hilarious.

Be warned though Elizabeth has a bit of a potty mouth in this video.

I do think game developers should put optional side quests in escort missions, I would have loved to see Elizabeth stone Booker to death for his idiotic inability to listen to instructions and just act like a normal freaking person for once.

Last Updated: May 7, 2013

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Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew


  • Deon Steyn

    Maybe if she picked up a gun every now and then would I listen to her. But she doesn’t so she has to do things my way. Thank goodness she can’t die.

  • Tbone187

    This game is wayyy overrated imo….Lekker art design and story but the shooting mechanics and physics are lame.

  • OVG OfflineVideoGamer

    ICO did a fine job. Elizabeth is real to me and Star Trek is… blahhhh
    Not looking at the video because Liz is to posh to have a potty mouth 🙁 and we are engaged 😉

  • DaxterZA

    Is there spoilers in this video??

    • OVG OfflineVideoGamer

      No, It is actually quite funny 🙂

  • Pollynator

    Hahahah that is awesome

  • BWAKAKAKAKAKA…. “This is like playing with my [email protected] dad.”

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