“What?” You scream, your voiced trembling with vitriol  “The game’s not even out yet, and they’ve announced DLC? Why the f*ck isn’t it on the disc?” That I can’t answer, but before you go on paying full price for incomplete games and that DLC ruining gaming, know that EA and Visceral haven’t announced a release date so it could still …

I know I’m not the only one who can’t download the Bulletstorm demo at the moment, my reason is lack of real Internet but others may be balking at the size (1Gb) or they may just be PS3 players who don’t have a demo right now. Well thankfully for us CVG has posted up a bunch of awesome screenshots from …

It’s been a couple of years since the first Crysis made a splash with its cool looking nano-suits, large open world setting, amazing visuals and most importantly – ludicrous system specs. The rather large 1.8GB multiplayer beta was released to the world yesterday and we got our hands on it in the hopes of coming out the other side impressed …

So as you all know, the Bulletstorm demo landed on Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 yesterday and we made sure we downloaded it to give our impressions to those of you who couldn’t. Last year, Gavin managed to get some hands-on time with Bulletstorm at E3 2010 and boy, oh boy was I jealous that I had somewhere else to …

Yesterday we ran a Twitter competition where you had to tweet the statement “I want Dead Space 2 #lazygamers” to stand a chance of winning a copy of Dead Space 2 for whichever platform floats your boat. The response was pretty impressive for a Twitter competition and I have just tallied all the entries (minus Geoff and Mik who weren’t …

Dead Space 2 releases locally at the end of this week, and I’m terribly keen for it. I’ve pre-ordered the game, stocked up on snacks, Redbull and Valium, and have an ample supply of adult nappies. Not because I’m incontinent or lazy, but because I fully expect to crap myself. Nick, as some of you regulars might recall, has been …

If shooting people in the nuts and then kicking them in the head after plastering two random dudes against a cactus is your sort of thing, then you are definitely in luck. The Bulletstorm demo finally sees the light of day today as it goes live on Xbox Live and PSN. To get us even more hyped up, Epic and …

This week brings Xbox 360 owners the ability to perform nanosuit-enhanced running-hurricane-f***-slaps on their buddies in the Crysis 2 multiplayer demo. You could just shoot them in the face of course but after you see the trailer you will see that there’s way more fun to be had than that. Last Updated: January 24, 2011