Evony’s bringing sexy back.. sort of
Evony has announced it's dropping it's relevant advertising campaign and is rather bringing sexy back instead
Gamescom 2010 : Microsoft Resurrects Age of Empires and Flight Simulator
More fantastic news from Microsoft out of Gamescom! In 2009, Microsoft shut down two of their game development studios – ACES and Ensemble. Today they’ve announced they’ll be bringing new version of those studios most recognised games; Age of Empires and Flight Simulator. Revealed today, Age of Empires Online will be adding a bit of Farmville-esque social interaction, levelling up, …
Dawn Of Nations taking over from Evony’s porn angle?
I put up a quick post a few months back about Evony’s adverts degenerating into simple attempts at selling sex a few months back and low and behold that simple post has now racked up over 200 000 impressions. So just imagine how well the advertising campaign itself worked. Evony themselves have now claimed to be stepping away from such …
Screw Evony – EA Launches Lord Of Ultima For Free
You all know about Evony, and you all know about the ridiculous boob-filled ad campaign that it has become infamous for. While I can’t say that I have proof, it seems pretty clear that EA decided that they should jump on the bandwagon of Evony’s popularity and release their own online free-to-play Evony styled game, except for one thing. It’s …
Play Now, My Lord : EA Digs up Ultima, Does Terrible things to Its Body
Like Wing Commander, Ultima is a revered name in old-school PC gaming circles. It’s a pity then that Like Wing Commander (Which got its named plastered on the abysmal XBLA Wing Commander Academy) , EA has pissed all over it. Lord of Ultima is currently in beta, and by all accounts it looks like a damned rip-off of Evony, itself …
If Evony made a TV Advert
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *Breathe* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. If you’ve been following the Evony scandal, feel free to laugh with me. Video after the jump. Last Updated: December 1, 2009
What's up with the site today?
Some of the more observant Lazygamer regulars may have noticed something different about the site this morning, mainly that it wasn’t here. The good news is that it’s back now but unfortunately the bad news is that we are expecting to fall over again in a few hours. Kotaku has been kind enough to post a link to an old …
Evony Ads Getting Desperate, Using Same Girls As Old Porn Movies
Ah Evony, you horrible website infesting bastard. By now you know exactly what Evony Ads are all about, mostly because it’s basically impossible to avoid them anymore. If you don’t know be sure to check out our very popular post about the history of the atrocious and completely misleading Evony ads by clicking here. If you take a look at …
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