Years back, myself and fellow Movies writer Kervyn penned a weekly post. A post where we would pit movie characters up against each other in a brawl for it all, based on escalating levels of stupidity and ridiculousness. We eventually retired that feature, but much like every horror movie monster from the 1980s, you can’t keep a bad idea down …

Evil comes in many forms. And some of those forms are compact and able to easily fit into overhead storage on a long flight. Friday Fight Club is back!

Back, for one day only and by unpopular demand! We’ve seen sorcerers go toe to toe, witnessed politically incorrect battles that ensured us a seat in hell when we eventually kick the bucket and have bought ringside tickets to see  the greatest one-trick ponies in the film industry scrape through a fight! But today, we’re pitting machine against machine in glorious combat! …

  There’s no right way that Kervyn and I could justify watching persons with height issues fight each other. But it’s still going to be damn interesting. We’ve taken two of the deadliest Oompah Loompas to ever grace the screen, and pitted them against one another, while checking out comparisons. This one should be a slobber-knocker! Last Updated: October 12, …

We’re scraping that barrel that we found at the bottom of a scraped barrel factory again today. The 1980s may have given us Rambo, John McClane and the Terminator, but it’s also given us some of the worst action stars since John Saxon pretended to do pretend-karate in Enter the Dragon. And we’ve hauled out two such almost-never-were’s, from obscurity for one …

Bad guys have all the fun, and at top of that carnival of carnage list, you’ll find superhero movie villains enjoying some nemesis cotton candy. We’re pitting two such baddies against one another today, to see who will come out on top, as we go helmeted head to metal head in Friday Fight Club! Last Updated: September 7, 2012

We’re going back in time today, as we pit two of the deadliest archers against one another, men who wield the first long-distance killing weapon with godlike precision. In one corner, we’ve got the pride of the Elves, Legolas, while in the opposite corner, we’ve got a secret agent with a swiss army tool selection of arrows on his back, …

We’ve seen the best of the best in our weekly Friday Fight Club feature face off against one another, but we wanted to give the underdog a chance. An underdog from the bottom of a barrel, that we scraped out of another bottom barrel. Unfortunately, the former child stars of Three Ninjas and Surf Ninjas were unavailable, so we got …