Man, I could swear that there was some film that was supposed to release earlier this year, something with a life-like lack of hair and a smackdown grip that would knock the taste out of my mouth…in 2D. Oh yeah, it was GI Joe: Retaliation! Originally due out way earlier this year, the film was pulled back so that it …
I’m not happy that GI Joe Retaliation has been pushed back by a massive nine months. Paramount, the parent company behind the sequel, has all kinds of excuses for doing so, with “LETZ ADD DA FREE DEES HURP DE DURP” being the primary reason. But nine months to add in some post conversion? It’s as if they’ve using interns to …
Like many of you, I too was doing my best Darth Vader NNNNNNNOOOOOOO! impersonation after hearing that GI Joe Retaliation had been pushed back a whopping nine months, in order for Paramount to maximize their profits. They’re adding a 3D layer to the surface of the film as well, in order to attract that section of the market, much to …
GI Joe is gearing up to release it’s sequel soon, and with the date for the debut drawing closer and closer, the marketing machine is also cranking out more and more promotional material, in what could only be described as Avengers levels of content distribution. And now, we have several promotional pictures of The Rock smelling something cooking, ninjas being …
Director Stephen Sommers’ previous G.I. Joe film was a mixed bag. Yes, that mix contained about 80% dog flatulence, but it did have a few cool scenes; specifically the Paris powersuit chase and pretty much any time Snake Eyes was on screen. Now with the sequel, new director Jon Chu decided to ditch the entire cast except Channing Tatum (so …
Remember back when you were a young lad, you could play just about any videogame and be entertained? Now that we’re older and more astute, those very games that would once keep us occupied would now make you vomit a little on the inside of your mouth. Every system is home to a few less-than-stellar titles, but after the jump …
Buckle-up and get ready as we punch it down into 2nd, kick the tail out and powerslide directly into your ear canals. That’s right, we have been playing a bit of the DiRT 2 Demo a lot of Shadow Complex and more and are here to bring all the info and news to you in episode 15 of the Lazygamer …
For the past couple of months I have basically been swimming in Licensed games for review, obviously because it has been America’s Summer blockbuster season and most blockbusters are accompanied by games these days. The truth is that this year was quite a big step forwards for licensed games, with titles such as Wolverine, Afro Samurai and Ice Age 3 …
Have you ever double-checked your doors at night because something just didn’t feel secure? …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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