Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy running from that laugh and making bad fast food pick up lines.

Here's the news we didn't post today, because we were too busy dishing out fatalities to harmless cupcakes (or at least some of us were).

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy marveling at Darryn's rapid hair growth.

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy campaigning against racism against sock puppets.

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy generating our own electricity.

Here's how you can avoid worrying about taxes: Buy loads of Amiibo and stare at them until all your other worries fizzle away. Trust me, it works.

Here's all the news we didn't post today because we were too busy knocking down high horses.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were all too busy thinking of things to do with Darryn’s tears.