There are still those who are willing to get up at the crack of dusk and boot up their console to find him for you. People who’ll risk digital life and limb to let you know if Xur is selling a treasure or rubbish. I just so happen to be one of those people. Maybe you’re stuck at work and can only log in later tonight. In that case: Where is Xur?

Hot Wheels Unleashed was announced not too long ago, and if you’re in the mood to see a mechanical shark skeleton outfitted with a V8 engine doing loops on a crazy course, then fella do I have some good news for you.

Outriders is old school action that stands tall as a satisfying and vulgar display of power that’s fast, frantic, and pure fun.

The Beatles once crooned that all you need is love, proving once and for all that the quartet of drugged-up minstrels are massive idiots. All you really need is a steady supply of chunky guns, a battlefield full of enemies to turn into bloody giblets, and unlimited temporal powers born from an alien storm that rewrote your existence on a quantum level.

Balan Wonderworld is a game of missed opportunities. It’s simplified control scheme robs it of any of the subtle complexity that the genre is best at, its various ideas are half-baked at best, and its core gameplay is a taxing uphill climb through even the most basic of platforming principles. Amusing visual design aside, the only thing that Balan Wonderworld is good at is being consistently boring.

How much remastering can one Nanosuit take, I ask? Hasn’t the poor man had enough of your 4Ks and tracing rays?

So how big are Dimitrescu’s feet that you perverts want to smash you in the face? Bigger than the current world record holder's stompers, by a good couple of inches.

So what kind of Bond game is IO developing? One that’ll tell a completely new story with an original incarnation of the secret agent character, as the studio is looking to create the definitive video game version of Bond who is wholly separate from his cinematic counterparts.