Dear Diary. Today I couldn’t think up a witty or interesting introduction for the weekly wrap. I think I’m losing my touch… I think I’m going insane! What does this all mean? Am I destined to be nothing, a mere shadow of the void? How will people know what the highlights of the week were without something to lead them into it? They will never know!
Best Stories
Oh Nintendo, my love for you has no boundaries! Super Smash Bros WON’T be hiding brawlers behind paywalls thankfully. There’s also good news for those of you who love Blizzard and World of Warcraft. The new expansion has kicked the player base right back up past the 10 million mark. Finally, want that Final Fantasy VII remake for your console? Look no further!
Worst Stories
Grand Theft Auto getting hate for its violence? WHAT! That’s like, totally unheard of. Apparently the new first person perspective takes the things up a notch, making things that much worse. Oh look, a wild response from Take 2 appears!Sacrebleu! The French are angry? Nothing new there. Apparently Assassins Creed Unity misrepresents the French Revolution, at least according to one of their politicians.
Random Stories
Where do I even begin. This week was packed with all sorts of WTF. It’s between Goat Simulator getting a MMO, Realistic Minecraft being freaking terrifying, and old Atari games selling for $37 000. Actually, Batman always wins, so I think the most random news story this week is the mystery that Arkham City hid for three years.
Best ION Header
I do believe you will all agree that Miss Paige is easily the winner of the ION header award this week.What the heck is she posing on though? Is it a dead tree? An upside down table thing? A canoe without sides? Who the hell knows…
Most Comments
YAAAAARGH! Are you lacking FOV? Are you a pirate? Then you probably read this article on Far Cry 4 by Darryn. It raked in a respectable 165 comments!
Least Comments
I think I would’ve had the least comments this week for sure, but a healthy donation of pity comments kept me safe! Darryn on the other hand, needed balance to his article with most comments, which is why this Cosplay of Dragon Con 2014 piece only got two replies.
Batman Of The Week
Why Geoff, WHY? You can’t take the Batman award each week, that’s just selfish! At least give Darryn a chance, he has the suit and everything already!
Cabbage Of The Week
I don’t always win the non-cabbage award, but when I do, I take extra time to rub it in Sandy’s face. Look at him, look how sad he is! Poor Sandy looked after all the cabbages this week.
Header Image Of The Week
WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO BLURRED? IT MAKES MY EYES HURT! Oh look a pirate hat!
Comment Of The Week
Man, there were some goodies this week, but nothing made me giggle more than this comment from Hammersteyn on, yes, the Far Cry 4 pirate article.
Can the pirates really be blamed for thinking Ubisoft released a gimped PC port?
You sir, are entitled to a Bells from each of our readers!
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Last Updated: November 21, 2014
Rock789
November 21, 2014 at 12:38
Nice one Hammer. 🙂
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:56
Thanks bud 🙂
Jonah Cash
November 21, 2014 at 20:51
Well played man!!
The D
November 21, 2014 at 12:42
HOLY CRAP I GOT MOST COMMENTS HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
Captain JJ the fair
November 21, 2014 at 12:42
I can downvote your comment to bring you back to earth a bit if you want. 🙂
hairyknees
November 21, 2014 at 12:43
You also got least comments. BALANCE HAS BEEN RESTORED! 😛
RinceThis
November 21, 2014 at 13:30
It’s called me trolling 😛
Mark Vincer
November 21, 2014 at 13:31
You paid us to comment, don’t you remember?
Thats_how_I_Troll
November 21, 2014 at 14:42
The #LazygamerGate where we are to poor to pay and to lazy to lay!
Captain JJ the fair
November 21, 2014 at 12:42
Hammer. You win this one with full rights. Excellent
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:56
Cheers 😀
Norm (@e3zype3zy)
November 21, 2014 at 12:50
Nice one Sir Hammer(steyn)lock!
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:56
XD XD XD
Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers
November 21, 2014 at 12:51
YOU WILL NEVER BE MY SHADOW!!!
HairyEwok
November 21, 2014 at 12:53
Can I haz kitty pleaze?
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 21, 2014 at 12:53
Cabbage pic ftw.
Anon A Mouse
November 21, 2014 at 12:55
It’s Hammersteyn time..
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:59
Dont stop
RinceThis
November 21, 2014 at 12:57
WEll done @hammersteyn:disqus you get to tip the strippers this week!
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:59
lol
RinceThis
November 21, 2014 at 12:58
Awesome cabbage pic!
hairyknees
November 21, 2014 at 13:04
😀
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 12:58
I’m not claiming any Bells in fear of the comment section being spammed with pictures of well bells. Also GEOOF IS BATMAN
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/nebezial-Superman-DC-Comics-fandoms-1677411.jpeg
Anon A Mouse
November 21, 2014 at 13:03
Here have some bells anyway…
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 13:11
LOL I knew it.
konfab aka derp
November 21, 2014 at 13:12
Here ya go
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 13:23
Gaaaaaah
Thats_how_I_Troll
November 21, 2014 at 14:50
Better?
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 13:18
I got a question for you… do you literally go through all articles and up vote every comment, or is there a system behind who gets a vote and who doesn’t?
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 13:23
If I’m on an article or I revisit one then I spam upvotes, dunno why I just do. I read every comment as well so every now and then there won’t be a upvote if the comment is toxic.
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 13:25
Ah ok, I thought so, but wanted to confirm and hear it from you.
ToshZA
November 21, 2014 at 13:21
Ah man just let it go.
Mark Vincer
November 21, 2014 at 13:28
Insert pic of bell end here
Spaffy
November 21, 2014 at 13:15
Die laaste keer wat my vrou so gebuk het het sy n tweeling gekry…
CAE9872
November 21, 2014 at 14:03
Good going Hammer…at least we now know LG doesn’t marginalise based on LIVING THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
CAE9872
November 21, 2014 at 14:05
Is anyone else having an issue with PSN store via internet? I can access but they don’t want to take my money!