So, it seems that I lied to you all. I promised a podcast to help with our weekly wrap. Apparently, my interwebz were not up to the task of hosting said podcast. However, next week, next week we will try again. And this time, we will be victorious. Until then, here’s a wrap up of what happened this week.
Best Story
Was there ever any doubt? Of course it’s the first PS4 review in Africa! Will international sites tell you all about some epic pizza? Will they share pictures of cats? Ha!
Worst Story
Man, there was a lot of bad news this week. Sony is making major cuts, and Gavin was right about Ryse’s embargo date being a bad sign. That said, there can be no worse new than that the PS4 controller is apparently made of faulty rubber.
Best ION Header
I’m not entirely sure what she did to the couch, but she can keep doing it as long as she keeps staring in the camera like that.
Most Comments
I win! That’s right, it was MY article that got most comments this week. You guys had a lot to say about acceptable reasons to pause multiplayer games. Apparently sex is an acceptable reason to afk, but only if you make it a quickie.
Least Comments
Shame Darryn, it seems that you’re picking up this award this week – no one cared about your Hunger Games trident.
Batman of the Week
Man, there was no way to beat him this week. Despite a valiant effort from Darryn, Gavin is your Batman of the week. But I’m sure he’ll be oh so magnanimous and say that he couldn’t do it without us. Right?
Header Image of the Week
I don’t know why, but Darryn’s header made me giggle way more than it should have. Silly Jar Jar.
Comment of the Week
Comment of the week goes to Macethy, who obviously hasn’t seen how stupid we can be. He didn’t seem to enjoy Darryn’s PizzaStation review, but he made Geoff laugh, which automatically makes him a winner.
Dumbest article ever on this site!
Last Updated: November 22, 2013
ToshZA
November 22, 2013 at 12:36
Comment of the week is a bit of a letdown. Slow week from us I guess.
Hammersteyn dude, where’s your form?
I also missed that header with jar jar, much lulz.
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 12:41
Agreed. I too feel shame, have been busy as hell you know, working and shit.
Hammersteyn
November 22, 2013 at 12:49
Well tbh, if I were to beat Macethy this week in light of the tone of his comment I would have to resort to name calling and using the P word
ToshZA
November 22, 2013 at 12:52
Oh, yeah based on that its probably a good thing you didn’t win.
Still, I was hoping for something funny.
That Tall Twit
November 22, 2013 at 12:55
PC?
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:24
Tehehehehe
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 12:58
Pizza?
ToshZA
November 22, 2013 at 13:00
In light of comment of the week, this is a win. Have an upvote.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 22, 2013 at 13:03
I think it has more to do with Rince’s article…
Hammersteyn
November 22, 2013 at 13:04
Haha no, @rincethis:disqus knows.
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:24
What do I know? I know NUTTING!
Hammersteyn
November 22, 2013 at 13:30
LIES!
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:25
You on for tomorrow man?!
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 13:26
What is happening tomorrow?
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:31
GTAV?! DUDE!
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 13:33
You not on tonight?
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:40
Nope, off to the premier of Long walk to Freedom 😉
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 13:50
eish, well enjoy man… Trailer didn’t look too good though.
Spathi
November 22, 2013 at 12:36
How can Zumatello be Batman as well?
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 12:41
he is many things… a man he is not..
Gavin Mannion
November 22, 2013 at 12:42
He isn’t.. it’s your imagination you bloody agent
That Tall Twit
November 22, 2013 at 12:54
R210,000,000.00 later and he still has thatch roofing?
Sageville
November 22, 2013 at 12:56
Looks can be deceiving…thats quality titanium composite security thatch right there, zumypoo doesn’t rondvok.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 22, 2013 at 13:03
Looks like he rondavels though.
HvR
November 22, 2013 at 14:31
On that note, Gavin you posted secret naughty pictures of Nkandla
Sageville
November 22, 2013 at 12:53
Oh nose, LG is going to be arrested and shut-down for displaying “The gate that cannot be named”-gate images…. Just like when Juju shut down twitter….
Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
Hammersteyn
November 22, 2013 at 12:47
Gavin’s BATMAN!
ToshZA
November 22, 2013 at 12:59
And I just saw this, thought of Henli.
http://www.troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/asians-thumb.jpg
Ottokie
November 22, 2013 at 13:33
I think you peeved off an Asian XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 22, 2013 at 13:39
They should be pleased, look how far apart his hands are.
RyseandRepeat
November 22, 2013 at 13:41
BOOM!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 22, 2013 at 14:49
LULZ.
Ottokie
November 22, 2013 at 13:28
Been here a while now and only now realized that there is a “HaHa” when a post has 0 comments XD
TiMsTeR1033
November 22, 2013 at 13:28
I thought was funny too
Ottokie
November 22, 2013 at 13:29
Maby its only Brenda’s posts 🙂
Hammersteyn
November 22, 2013 at 13:30
I made a comment out of pity
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 22, 2013 at 13:46
It’s a good thing you blocked out the eyes to hide Brenda’s identity.
Ottokie
November 22, 2013 at 14:06
Or I did it because his eyes were following me around when I was editing in Pain…i mean Photoshop.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 22, 2013 at 14:11
It’s okay, Paint is for men. Photoshop… isn’t.
Kensei Seraph
November 22, 2013 at 13:34
Is it wrong that I want to play a Nkandla mission for Batman now?
One where you have to infiltrate it.
SaintsRowNigri
November 22, 2013 at 13:41
The only thing Batman will need to distract the guards is two 21 piece buckets from KFC…
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 22, 2013 at 14:12
per guard.
SaintsRowNigri
November 22, 2013 at 14:25
No. I was thinking he could just leave it half a kilometre from the main gate. Police can smell free KFC a mile away… They’ll come running…
HvR
November 22, 2013 at 14:34
You only need one Streetwise 2 with pap.
You throw it between a group of VIP protection guards and sit back and watch them fight to the death.
Darren Peach
November 22, 2013 at 13:40
You know, I was always never bothered by Jar Jar. But, After maturing and actually understanding the world a little more. I hate that fucker worse than Hitler.