Geoff has only been MIA for a day, and I already miss him. Wouldn’t you, if you had random fires breaking out all over Lazygamer HQ at random? Keep it together people, we can do this! [Editor’s (Zoe) note: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Matty. *glares*]
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Reminder: XCOM 2 finally comes to consoles this week
South African developers of STASIS have helped make Wasteland 3 more polished
Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition rated for Xbox One, PC and PS4 in Brazil
Worst Stories
No Man’s Sky under investigation for false advertising in the UK
Dozens of Pokemon GO players have filed complaints with the FTC
Children exposed to nudity in Panarottis video game playroom
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Destiny: Rise of Iron Review – Wolf of War Street
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Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice review
BioShock: The Collection review – With Renewed Vigour
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G.Skill RipJaws MX 780 RGB Gaming Mouse Review: Ambidextrous delight done right….and left
Hitman Episode 5: Colorado Review – Avada Colorado
The Vive is incredible, but you don’t need it just yet
Is Darryn Batman Forever?
Of course.
Nite Owl of the Week
I came so close to being Nite Owl this week. SO CLOSE. Unfortunately, the honour was snapped up by Darryn, who just doesn’t seem to be content with being Batman basically ALL of the time.
Header of the Week
Darryn has brought back his ‘Where is Xur’ series thanks to Destiny: Rise of Iron, and with it, one of the best headers I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Amazing!
Most Comments
The article with the most comments this week was yesterday’s ION funnily enough. You all had lots to say about… I don’t know what exactly.
Comment of the Week
Apparently Star Citizen is the “best damn everything sim”. When is it coming out though? Ottokie hit the nail on the head:
I was thinking of maybe backing the game so my children’s children can try it out on release day.
Wow, that sure is far away!
Bonus Premium Content
I’m sorry, but I simply MUST leave this here…
And this…
AND this…
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Last Updated: September 30, 2016
Pariah ???
September 30, 2016 at 12:35
I see what you mean about the comments.
But Matty, those are how the comments always look. On topic? Not even once!
Mistake Not...
September 30, 2016 at 12:47
Yeah, I watched that PPAP video this morning. You know when something is so bad you keep watching? Or when something is so bad you start feeling bad physically?
Anyway, it’s stuck in my head now.
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 12:53
Yay!
…suck it Trev! xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 30, 2016 at 13:08
Remember what your Nova P premium skin looks like? 😀
Raptor Rants
September 30, 2016 at 13:10
Like a Pineapple pen?
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 13:11
I kinda does…
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 13:11
It looks like a fly monster to me xD
Pariah ???
September 30, 2016 at 13:11
Your fly is unzipped…
“YOU MONSTER”
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 13:12
That’s what she said
(am I doing this right?)
Pariah ???
September 30, 2016 at 13:14
For a change, yes. XD
DragonSpirit009
September 30, 2016 at 12:55
Dammit… I just got that song out of my head!
Raptor Rants
September 30, 2016 at 12:58
(refresh) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e8d6123caf6a4c584ee0a88e84c7e1edc4ee0a3e057f55429b3c7ffb2316c7d0.jpg
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 12:59
You lost a lot of brownie points just now
xD
Raptor Rants
September 30, 2016 at 13:00
lol why?
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 13:01
Good thing the lyrics are so damn hard to actually sing for that song otherwise you lose even more xD
Raptor Rants
September 30, 2016 at 13:02
Apple pen pineapple pen
Raptor Rants
September 30, 2016 at 13:00
Ottokie
September 30, 2016 at 13:02
(?°?°??? ???)
HvR
September 30, 2016 at 13:09
Geoff what is it with Asian girls’s fascination with this song?
Pariah ???
September 30, 2016 at 13:11
Well it’s Friday. A good day to be introduced to this crap.
Because I can drink tonight and I can blame it on the day, rather than the loss of hope in humanity.