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In Other News – 27 May, 2015

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Waking up is really hard. Unless it’s accompanied with oral sex, fresh coffee or bacon and eggs in bed, getting out bed is tough. It’s made a little easier if your olfactory nerves are tickled by pleasant aromas, preferably of baked goods and warm, enticing vanilla. Beyond programming a timed coffee machine, or a bread maker though, that’s unlikely to happen, enter the SensorWake. Yes, it’s an alarm clock that wakes you up to your favourite scents.

“We believe that everyone should wake up happy, relaxed and peaceful, empowered for adventures to come. Happiness lies in the little things, like a great morning, a smell we like, a memory it recalls, a smile it evokes… Together let’s make sure this happens every day!” If you’re the hippy-dippy sort, this very probably could start our day off right. Me? I’d prefer the oral sex.

In Other News:

News

Rock Band 4’s Campaign Lets You Be a Salted Meat Shill
Final Fantasy XV news incoming
Get Cheap Wii U/3DS Games in Humble’s First-Ever Console/Handheld BundleCall of Duty: Advanced Warfare DLC stars Bruce Campbell
Game of Thrones discounted on GOG to celebrate Telltale Games deal
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night could come to Wii U, thanks to ex-Metroid Prime devs
Double Fine Recover Iron Brigade, Ditch GFWL

Stuff

Deck aggregation is hurting the Hearthstone community
A brief history of Street Fighter 4
The most inhumanly versatile voice actors in video games
Horrors of the NBA unleashed
What do Amiibos do in what games?

Videos

Space Jam Splatoon Mashup by CyanBlur

Magicka 2 – Release Trailer

Battlefield Hardline: Criminal Activity Official Reveal

“REDNECK AVENGERS: TULSA NIGHTS” — A Bad Lip Reading of Marvel’s The Avengers

What’s on @ the Movies:

Rumour: Jaden Smith to star in DC’s STATIC SHOCK?
This trailer for the POINT BREAK remake is extreme to the max bro
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: Betrayed By Trailers
Channing Tatum talks GAMBIT solo movie; a “different” origin story
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN could return to TV…again
Burying the hatchett may be a good idea in this trailer for BURYING THE EX

Last Updated: May 27, 2015

16 Comments

  1. Hammersteyn

    May 27, 2015 at 16:09

    Redneck Avengers o/

    Reply

    • Pariah

      May 27, 2015 at 16:15

      “Don’t tell him why I wanna coffin!”

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      May 27, 2015 at 16:22

      Best thing of this whole Wednesday!

      Reply

  2. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 27, 2015 at 16:18

    Thanks for reminding me that I have to get up fucking early tomorrow morning with no actual fucking involved. Or fresh coffee. Or bacon & eggs. O_o

    Reply

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 27, 2015 at 16:32

      I get up at 5 myself. Doesn’t help to have a job that I hate.

      Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 27, 2015 at 16:39

        Tomorrow I’m going to be at work before you wake up. ;P

        Reply

        • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

          May 27, 2015 at 16:44

          Wow. That’s crazy. Okay, you have my sympathies..

          Reply

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 27, 2015 at 16:49

            Maybe I’ll be lucky & get to go home early. Oh optimism, I miss you so.

          • Brady miaau

            May 27, 2015 at 16:59

            That sucks a lot. I assume early flight. If that is the case, then yeah, no real chance of going home early. I am tempted, will see how it goes, to fly to the coast tomorrow after noon late, have a meeting and then fly back. Will see if that is whats needed. That should put the wife in a good mood for the weekend

    • Brady miaau

      May 27, 2015 at 17:03

      Well, the bacon, eggs and fresh coffee you can arrange yourself. Just get creative, organise a little and I am sure it can happen.

      I suppose you do not want to get out of bed?
      move your oven into the bedroom, within reach from where you sleep, set the timer (um, yeah) to start for 30 minutes before you need to be up, prepare bacon in the oven, under the grill.

      Get cheap kettle (no on / off switch), full with water, leave lid open. Put near open window. Add two to three eggs. Put on wall plug timer for about 15 minutes into your bacon cooking. Timer off after six minutes, assume 1 minute to start the water boiling.

      Coffee is much easier, filter coffee machine with timer.

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      • Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

        May 28, 2015 at 07:32

        I really hope this idea doesn’t result in any fires.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

          May 28, 2015 at 08:14

          I’m not sure how my wife would feel about a kitchen in the bedroom. She might take offense.

          Reply

        • Brady miaau

          May 28, 2015 at 08:14

          What, like I think of practical things like that?. Besides, I do not drink coffee, so there goes a huge danger right there.

          Reply

  3. Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

    May 27, 2015 at 16:25

    Geoff knows what’s up.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      May 28, 2015 at 09:26

      Seeing as how you got the reference, I can see you are still in the honeymoon phase…

      Reply

  4. Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

    May 28, 2015 at 07:31

    I came to hate the sound of my alarm in the mornings more than I have hated anything before or since.
    Now imagine that happening to the smell of bacon.

    THE HORROR!

    Reply

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