Summer is pretty much gone, and in the next month or so the cold will creep in, eroding away at your happiness. For a brief while, you can still pretend its warm, by sitting out, staring at the sun, drinking a glass of white wine and imagining that you’re sitting on a balcony, overlooking Santorini. You’re not though.
To make the illusion a little more real, why not stuff your face with one of the best street foods to come out of Europe, the Yiros (or Gyros, depending on who you’re talking to). Essentially Greece’s take on a Schwarma or Doner, the Yiros has flavoured vertically roasted meat, tomatoes, onions, oregano and a healthy dollop of Tzatziki (and perhaps some feta and a handful of olives) all rolled up in a flatter, puffier sort of pita bread. In the mid to late 90’s, when I used to spend a lot of time in Cape Town, I used to gorge on the things from a little spot called Ari’s Souvlaki in Seapoint, which I’m led to believe, is still around.
In other news: Halo’s leaking, play with some shiny Star Balls, Woah! Woah Dave is free and it’s your last chance to get Nintendo coins.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we’re still waiting for a review copy of Double Dragon on the Neo Geo.
News
Destiny: Inferno mode returns this week with Inferno Clash
Steins:Gate 0 announced from the same team as the first game
Leaked Halo Online gameplay shows weapons, maps, and more
Monster Tale Ultimate coming to 3DS
Reminder: Club Nintendo members, March 31 is the last day to earn coins
Zen Pinball’s next table is Star Wars Rebels, launching next month
Stuff
Future Assassin has murdered all the wallpaper
Woah Dave! will be secretely free for PS Plus subscribers in April
Eight Steam features that you probably didn’t know about
Inside EVE Online’s Game Of Thrones
Videos
Son Of Nor – Launch trailer
Asteroids Outpost – Early Access trailer
Solarix – Release date trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Mulan is the next Disney live-action adaptation
Maisie Williams to guest star in Doctor Who
The Freddy Mercury biopic is back on track
Brace your boobies for this first trailer for Masterminds
There is no god in this trailer for Into The Badlands
New trailer and plot details for “reimagined” Terminator: Genisys
Ster Kinekor to open up two more IMAX cinemas
Last Updated: March 31, 2015
Admiral Chief
March 31, 2015 at 16:03
I MUST EAT THIS!
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:10
What? Pies?
Splooshypooh
March 31, 2015 at 16:06
I MUST HAVE WHITE WINE!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 31, 2015 at 16:06
That’s racist!
Splooshypooh
March 31, 2015 at 16:08
Oops sowwy… Rose okay?
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 31, 2015 at 16:08
Only if you don’t try drinking it. Yuck.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:09
That’s wine-ist.
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 31, 2015 at 16:13
In this case that’s like saying it’s wrong that you don’t like TB.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:15
That’s diseasist.
What is WRONG with you?! O_O
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:11
DAT header
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ajrZLn1_460sa.gif
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 31, 2015 at 16:26
That it is a bit too rare for my tastes. Cook it first then add it to yiro.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:28
At least when it’s cooked, it stops chewing that innocent plant.
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 31, 2015 at 16:30
Yeah, it’s eating that leaf so slowly it could be classified as torture. We need to make a stand against plant abuse but these vicious animals.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:31
Agreed. Save the plants!
HvR
March 31, 2015 at 21:14
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i57/2/1/26/wnd_0b309c2866e76a052c5b86b4f343307f.jpg
Lardus-Resident Perve
March 31, 2015 at 16:15
For once, the food looks quite good!
Sageville
March 31, 2015 at 16:17
Yeah, I was unimpressed with watery bowl of asian soup the other week….
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:18
Still waiting for a juicy steak header.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:19
Like this?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W7NNbAtunhA/TU-A3DhWCcI/AAAAAAAALdE/UwrBNKiUsA8/s1600/IMG_0765.JPG
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:20
Hahahahaha, more like this
http://www.eeecooks.com/images/2002-03-26-filet_mignon/steak_2401.jpg
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:21
That’s not only solid (ie: not juicy), but is also covered in the only thing I’m allergic to. GG. XD
Dutch Matrix
March 31, 2015 at 16:22
R50.00 and a decent vet can still save that animal!
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:24
What’s wrong with a nice piece of just cooked cow?
The fungus can go funguself.
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:25
Cant save it from me, I’ll cut a vet that messes with my food.
Pariah
March 31, 2015 at 16:25
At least breakfast is sorted.
Dutch Matrix
April 1, 2015 at 08:14
Yeah, but that raw steak is simply animal cruelty.
Viking Of Science
March 31, 2015 at 16:26
Dis mos nou ‘n flippen mooi stuk vleis daai! ek wil dit sommer in my mond druk!
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:38
Ek lek die skerm
HvR
March 31, 2015 at 21:13
5 hours and no “That is what she/your momma said”
The service levels at Lagz really dropping
Admiral Chief
April 1, 2015 at 07:49
Please see my reply
Admiral Chief
April 1, 2015 at 07:49
Is did wat sy gesê het?
Fnuik
March 31, 2015 at 16:30
Had this over the weekend. Jalapeno rump steak, rare! None of those flat steaks, a proper hunk of meat!
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:38
Dayum!
Sageville
March 31, 2015 at 16:34
Ugh, ur like my dad who loudly tells the waiter/ess “Just wipe it’s arse, cut it’s horns off and put it on a plate” – everytime we go out…. everytime…..
Hammersteyn
March 31, 2015 at 16:38
Hahahahha
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 31, 2015 at 16:55
LMAO!
Admiral Chief
April 1, 2015 at 07:49
I like your dad, he is very wise
Sageville
March 31, 2015 at 16:35
Delicious!
Metal Rabbit
March 31, 2015 at 17:09
Now I know what I’m having for supper tonight 😛
And you’re correct, Ari’s is still in Seapoint… the greatest Yiros you’ll find in CT (in my humble opinion).