There’s a pretty famous Parisian dish, one that food gurus and restaurateurs have made their name on. One example is Les Halles, where “bad boy” celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain served as head chef. It’s called Steak Frites – but really what it is a fancy name for steak and chips.
Sure, it may be served au poivre if you’re feeling really fanciful, but it is, at its heart, a simple thing. Simple, yet satisfying – and exactly what I’ll be having for dinner tonight. I’ll be making my own fries, following a recipe that sits somewhere between Les Halles’ ones and Heston’s triple cooked chips. And because this is SA, I’ll be putting an egg on top.
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Last Updated: January 19, 2016
Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 16:02
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Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:25
The hunger 🙁
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Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 16:26
O.o
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:28
I’m starving atm
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:31
NO!
DragonSpirit009
January 19, 2016 at 16:33
The horror!!!
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:37
I did not expect that.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:04
“Netflix reportedly developing PUNISHER spinoff for Marvel” for the Captain, then?
Snowlockk
January 19, 2016 at 16:04
links gone full retard?
Geoffrey Tim
January 19, 2016 at 16:18
They’re all working as far as i can see; they opened in the wrong target, which i’ve fixed.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 16:04
Of course you put an egg on top! We’re not savages.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 16:06
Although now that I think of it, most of the people here would just crack a raw one on top of the steak because they’re afraid of fire.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:08
http://www.colinmcnulty.com/blog/images/cook-a-steak-blue-rare-medium-welldone.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 16:11
Vile propaganda orchestrated by those afraid of the light.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:13
Daaawww don’t feel bad, here’s a photo of a well done steak to cheer you up
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Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 16:15
Clearly that’s a surf & turf. :/
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:17
Jup, well done, just as you like it
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:17
I don’t get it. Why eat a piece of meat RAW? God gave us Charka for a reason people!
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:18
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RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:32
lol my thoughts exactly.
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:38
It’s weird to see Stallone in a scene when his face was still able to move.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:42
Bwahahaha!
HvR
January 19, 2016 at 16:21
Why do people pay so much if they cook all the flavour out of the steak, the foamalite packaging is way cheaper.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:21
EXACTLY!
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:32
HAHAHAHA! THIS
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:23
Why are you laughing? I’m not the one who likes his pizza well done. *run*
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:22
All I hear is a bunch of people saying they can’t cook a steak properly.
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:31
Get in the Fire!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:30
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Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:42
Or he can dance into the fire 😛
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:43
As much as I shiver at the thought of egg on a steak, and disagree with well done flip file meat, kudos on the “afraid of fire” bit XD
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:37
Egg on a steak?
Where do you live? On a farm in eastern Europe?
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:20
No wonder you support Chaos. Filthy heretic.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:09
We eat T-bone steak pretty regularly, with home made chips. I love the simplicity of it. Start with great quality meat (not from local supermarket, then) and just some salt while cooking is sometimes the order of the day. Plain, simple, yet full of flavour. Love that.
Wife’s brithday tonight, eating out. Italian restaurant, one of the rare things: good restaurant, kid friendly. Our table will be on the grass, where the kids can play. That steak looks good in that pic……. seems I may be having some
HvR
January 19, 2016 at 16:19
Happy B-Day to the wife. Having her Birthday this time of the year she clearly ais beautiful, intelligent wonderful person.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:22
ah, so sort of like your birthday is around this time as well, then?
HvR
January 19, 2016 at 16:23
Coincidentally it is tomorrow
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:26
totally coincidentally then, Happy birthday for tomorrow. I hope you have a peaceful and calm day.
HvR
January 19, 2016 at 16:27
Thank you very much.
Have meetings till 20:00 so bit of a bummer.
VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:32
He read right through you there.
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:32
Happy Birthday for tomorrow man!
VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:23
Happy birthday Mrs Miaau!
Geoffrey Tim
January 19, 2016 at 16:26
Happy birthday to Mrs Miaau! 🙂 Enjoy!
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:41
I’ve never been the biggest fan of T-bone steak, but I know it’s quite a thing in SA (Admiral has also lectured me on T-bones extensively), but it’s really one of the last cuts I’d buy. To each their own, I suppose.
Pariah
January 19, 2016 at 17:26
I’m with you 100%. I hate T-Bones, more than any other steak. Rather give me a good rump, ribeye or even hell I’ll take minute steaks over a Tbone.
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:12
To cap the end of yet another crappy day, I get followed by Star Trek dating. Like what? Have you seen Star Trek? We have the hottest women on TV!
I can get a date with them both if I want. Both at once!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 16:12
I thought that meant it was like a holo-deck, and not real.
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:14
My holo-deck romance was real! She said so!
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:16
well, if holo-deck can have safeties off and kill people, then, um, just saying..
Also, hate holo-deck episodes of TNG, DS9 and Voyager.
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:19
The silliest holodeck premise: Tuvok uses a holo deck to calm his Pon-Farr. Because shagging a holo image of your wife is in no way the 23rd century of hooking up with a blow up doll.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:27
I must have skipped that episode. Prone to do so if holo deck comes up. Have never seen some of them. just skip them, it is ok.
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:30
Not all holo deck episodes are bad. There was this one… where… where… uhhhhhhh.
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:33
Well @tr@disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus loves them.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:39
Really? Not sure of that.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:19
I like YOU more than I like holo-deck episodes.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:18
I hate the holo-deck episodes. I HATE them. HATE. What is the point of exploring the galaxy and you run off to pretend to fight mobsters in 30’s Chicago.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:15
Um. What the hell is Star Trek dating?
Is that where you spend a night out and realise you are all the same and overcome huge cultural and religious differences over the course of a meal?
Jan Prins
January 19, 2016 at 16:20
Keep in mind, at least one red shirt gave up his life to cook that meal.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:24
so, must embrace all and be happy friendly intermingled people in the future, Mr Roddenberry, but the non officer (important people?) body count can be high, to prove a point?
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 16:20
Boksburg, the final frontier, these are the voyages of Mr. Prins as he embarks on a five-year mission: to explore strange nightclubs, to seek out women (they look the part), to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 16:13
http://i.imgur.com/ggQUrJ9.gif
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:17
great, I love it. cool cat
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:48
This is such a human reaction. I love it.
Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 16:20
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VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:32
LOL! It’s not THAT bad.
DragonSpirit009
January 19, 2016 at 16:35
I agree… Only the first time sucks XD
Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 16:42
Why do you know? o.o
VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:44
I’ve been a victim of many a joke, and lost bets.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:41
Agreed, when I played club rugby I used to tape my upper legs so that they could lift me in the lineout and I never shaved XD
RinceThis
January 19, 2016 at 16:31
Now if this was a pora steak, it would be floating in enough oil to warrant the American Navy to fucking invade.
hairyknees
January 19, 2016 at 17:24
Next time you’re in JHB, you and I are going to eat a porra steak 😛
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:44
Just remember, anything less than 500g is a ladies steak
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:35
important question:
So, do I play Thief (free Xbox Live) when I finish Fallout 4? It seems ok, played like for ten minutes, but reviews are kinda meh about it.
Or do I buy all of DA: Inquisitions DLC and replay that?
Of course, I also have to replay Human Revolution as well, but than can wait a bit.
Geoffrey Tim
January 19, 2016 at 16:43
I *hated* the new thief. Was okay for about an hour or two, but then became so boring I couldnt make my way through. some here have loved it though – but I think it’s piss.
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:45
The new Thief game was terrible.
I gave it a good and honest try, even though everyone told me it’s bad.
They were right.
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:47
ok, well, perhaps I try for that hour or two and see. It was free, after all.
I can always try Dungeon siege 3 again.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:15
I enjoyed the new Thief, kept me entertained for a good few hours.
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:36
Yes! But hold the sauce.
DragonSpirit009
January 19, 2016 at 16:38
Like I’m not that hungry at the moment *chews pen*
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:39
I recommend not looking at HammerSteyn’s post, considering your handle.
DragonSpirit009
January 19, 2016 at 16:40
Already saw it…. the pen has been replaced now!
miaau
January 19, 2016 at 16:41
with a sword? must hammer start running?
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:42
But isn’t the Hammer mightier than the sword? 😉
VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:45
Depends on the size of the sword?
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 19, 2016 at 16:47
Well, have you seen HammerSteyn? He’s like a Warhammer 😀
VampyreSquirrel
January 19, 2016 at 16:49
Nah, I haven’t seen Mr Steyn…. but is that a Human Warhammer, or a dwarven Warhammer?
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:45
XD
DragonSpirit009
January 19, 2016 at 16:44
No… I forgot the sword at home today. I seriously needed it today!
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:45
Just ate one and a half large pizzas. Feeling better XD
hairyknees
January 19, 2016 at 17:22
“And because this is SA, I’ll be putting an egg on top”
*Portugal 😛
Pariah
January 19, 2016 at 17:23
With extra giblets or chicken livers and some prego sauce, then I’ll believe you. 🙂
Ps, that doesn’t sound altogether shit, just saying… Now I’m hungry…
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 19, 2016 at 17:24
Don’t make it weird.
Hammersteyn
January 19, 2016 at 17:45
Like most things other nations invented we’ve perfected
Not a fan
January 19, 2016 at 19:23
Anthony “Boredain”…. a pompous arrogant prick of an asshole I would gladly **** (starts with p and ends with ss) on should I be given the opportunity to meet “him”. What an asshole.