Do you know what happens as from today? None of us wear any pants anymore. Not that most of us ever did anyway. How’s that for a mental image on a Friday?
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Fans of the Mass Effect franchise can rejoice – the next Mass Effect game is in a playable state. That means we should see it one day, soonish. I’m excited – it’s on my holiday gaming list to finally tackle this franchise.
Worst Story
There were a bunch of contenders this week – EA seems to have misled investors about Battlefield 4 and Australia doesn’t know what an adult is. However, the worst story of the week had to be those bizarre Diversity Lounges proposed for PAX.
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Her name may or may not be Patricia. Does it really matter that she has no name? Isn’t that somehow better?
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Wow, you guys really had a lot to say about our top 100 games of the generation list. I’m enjoying the rage, mostly because I lovingly wrote the disclaimers telling you that it’s based on our internal knife fights. And orders from Gavin – just blame him.
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It seems that Geoff and Darryn, while they may generally dominate when it comes to Batman, were equally useless when it came to comments. No one cared about Darryn’s Ratchet and Clank review, or the bizarre Mario video that Geoff shared.
Batman of the Week
For the last week of the year, Geoff has reclaimed his place at Batman. Darryn can say what he likes, but we all know that Geoff is our Yellow Dark Knight.
Header Image of the Week
OMG, what a header from D. Right? It really is cute.
Comment of the Week
Ah, a limerick war. Could anything be more fun? The Dyling Light post led to some strange poetry battles, mainly between CodeName Tailgunner and our very own Geoff. My favorite section was:
CodeName Tailgunner:
Now all of this I understand
As Darryn, like me, is quite bland
But how did you know?
Do you like to watch bro?
And how long till you offer a handExalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim:
I’m going to be pretty blunt.
I’m perturbed that you shelter this runt
Why be on his side
When he’s rather quite snide
And he’s actually really a…terrible person.
In fact, with the last Weekly Wrap behind me, it’s clear I won’t win Batman this year. Such a sad state of affairs. I started to write a limerick, but was too depressed to finish it – you guys can give it a try:
All Zoe wanted was Batman;
She even had a sexy plan.
But try as she might,
Could not get it right,
…
Last Updated: December 20, 2013
Admiral Chief in Vegas
December 20, 2013 at 12:31
NO PAAAAAAAAAANTS
Hammersteyn
December 20, 2013 at 12:43
Still?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
December 20, 2013 at 13:44
Well I have to put a shirt and pants on whn my wife has a client (hairdresser at home business). And when I go shopping. Other than that. Not a chance
Hammersteyn
December 20, 2013 at 13:55
Envy
JJ's horrible secret (John)
December 20, 2013 at 12:46
Please just cross your legs dude.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
December 20, 2013 at 13:43
Torpeeedo!!!
Lego Witcher of the Squirrels
December 20, 2013 at 13:54
At least it’s not a Thor-peeedo……..
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 20, 2013 at 12:59
Good man 😉
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 20, 2013 at 12:35
If Geoff is Batman in that pic, does that make the rest of you the Rice Boy Wonders?
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 20, 2013 at 12:59
Your face!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 20, 2013 at 13:08
Silence! Lest I turn mine dreadful gaze upon thee!
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 20, 2013 at 13:17
Oh god please! Anything but having to look at your face!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 20, 2013 at 16:55
I’m on LEAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEEE! Also, NO PAAAAAAAANTS!
Lego Witcher of the Squirrels
December 20, 2013 at 12:35
All Zoe wanted was Batman;
She even had a sexy plan.
But try as she might,
Could not get it right,
Because Geoff was like a lion,
And wouldn’t let her be an ION.
DadumTSH
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 20, 2013 at 13:00
I am going to eat a steak now, and drink wine. It’s what I can do, as I am not at work you see… *RUNS
CodeName Tailgunner
December 20, 2013 at 13:34
All Zoe wanted was to be Batman
Now to me that sounds like a bad plan
for try as she might
it just won’t fit right
For this suit was made for a fat man
Lego Witcher of the Squirrels
December 20, 2013 at 13:46
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
CodeName Tailgunner
December 20, 2013 at 12:40
I finally won something YAY!!!
Its to Geoff that I have to give thank
Without him my post would have sank
His poems were so funny
His rhyming was jummy
And to the rest, well your poetry stank!
Hammersteyn
December 20, 2013 at 12:42
Congrats but too bad it’s akin to Vogon poetry.
CodeName Tailgunner
December 20, 2013 at 12:46
Thank you Thank you.
Vogon Poetry is only the third worst in the universe, so Ill take it as a compliment
Hammersteyn
December 20, 2013 at 12:59
Hahaha so long as you’re happy 😉
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 20, 2013 at 13:00
Nice one man!
oVg
December 20, 2013 at 15:08
Henshin A Go-Go Baby!