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Want to shoot mayonnaise on rice?

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The fact that our dear friends in Japan like weird games is nothing ground breaking but I have to admit this is possibly the most arbitrary PlayStation 3 game that I’ve ever heard off. The entire game consists of you squeezing your mayonnaise over a bowl of rice.

Seriously I’m not joking, somehow siliconera has found this game which appears to be part of a series of Vividred titles where you take control of a young asian girl, Akane who is a second year junior high scholar. You now have to hold a bottle of mayonnaise and gently squeeze your bottle onto a bowl of rice by rotating the analogue sticks… until empty.

Beware though, if you twiddle too quickly the stream breaks and the game is over.

There are 5 fun filled difficulty levels for you to enjoy all the knock down price of R30.

Don’t believe me, check out these amazing screenshots.







But Wait, that’s not all. For today only if you read this article and look at those screenshots I’ll throw in this amazingly detailed gameplay video for free and for nothing.

I dare you to watch through all 5 thrilling difficulty levels and colours of Mayonnaise.

I tried to google the reasoning behind the game and the only logical response I found was


Last Updated: May 2, 2013


  1. umar bastra

    May 2, 2013 at 14:03

    Hijikata would love this game!!!!


    • PointMan

      May 2, 2013 at 14:30



  2. AndriyP

    May 2, 2013 at 14:06

    Hehehe the Japanesse sure are “creative”

    Suplise youl lice! game lol


  3. Martin du preez

    May 2, 2013 at 14:09

    Seriously…warre fok Japan??


  4. Trevor Davies

    May 2, 2013 at 14:11

    So to be clear, “squeezing your mayonnaise” is not a euphemism. Given it’s a Japanese game I’m not sure if I should be surprised or relieved.


    • OVG OfflineVideoGamer

      May 2, 2013 at 14:37

      Yip, I was about to comment that normally its squeezing mayo on a school girls face… then I scrolled down. sigh.


      • Unavengedavo

        May 2, 2013 at 14:52


        • OVG OfflineVideoGamer

          May 2, 2013 at 14:54

          tee hee hee. Sweet dreams 😉


  5. Brady miaau

    May 2, 2013 at 14:20


    Just Ew


  6. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 2, 2013 at 14:25

    Riiiiiight. Mayonnaise.


  7. OVG OfflineVideoGamer

    May 2, 2013 at 14:35

    That’s Ricest


  8. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    May 2, 2013 at 14:35

    LOL! What did I just watch?


  9. Deano

    May 2, 2013 at 14:56

    really ?????


  10. Anon A Mouse

    May 2, 2013 at 15:03

    Please Geoff, give us a follow up article on the Asian psyche and why for the love of all that is sacred such a game even exists.


  11. Rince da Ref Lvl2

    May 2, 2013 at 15:27

    What did I just watch? 0_o I have to say, the repressed sure express themselves in funny ways. What next, how to SCREW in a lightbulb? How to iron school girl skirts?


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