Even if I were blind, deaf, and unable to feel the ambience world around me, I’d know that we were in full-blown Spring. How? The goddamned hayfever is driving me mad. My eyes are swollen, my nose is a snot machine in overdrive, and I’m sneezing like I’ve been mainlining black pepper. I haven’t been surrounded by this many discarded tissues since I was 13.

It’s the weeeeeeeeeekend! I could not be any more excited for the weekend. The sun is shining, it’s not too warm yet and I have very few social or work obligations this weekend which means it’s likely a weekend of me, in my underwear, eating ice-cream and repeatedly failing Destiny 2’s raid. Sounds like a great weekend to me. Will you be trying the raid? Are you still trying to power level? Are you spending your weekend playing or doing something else? If so, TELL US!

This weekend, I’ll be giving my time over to Destiny 2. I liked, but didn’t quite love the first game. I’m enjoying the sequel significantly more. It feels like its telling a more flshed-out story, within a more cohesive world – even if the mechanics that tie it all together are pretty much exactly the same as the first game. Anyway, that’s my weekend sorted. What are you playing?

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