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The good, the bad and the ugly of the past week (15 September 2017)

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BEHOLD MARIO’S NIPPLES!

It’s the weeeeeeeeeekend! I could not be any more excited for the weekend. The sun is shining, it’s not too warm yet and I have very few social or work obligations this weekend which means it’s likely a weekend of me, in my underwear, eating ice-cream and repeatedly failing Destiny 2’s raid. Sounds like a great weekend to me. Will you be trying the raid? Are you still trying to power level? Are you spending your weekend playing or doing something else? If so, TELL US!

Anyway, it’s been a cracking week. Here’s what we’ve been up to.

Best Stories

Thought Nintendo’s Switch was a console for children, with games for BABIES? DOOM and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus are coming to Nintendo Switch. Het Chris al gery? We may never know. We do now that WhatsApp is busy testing “unsend” features to let you delete your texting mistakes. Wonder Woman 2 has its director sealed, in Patty Jenkins! Hooray! Destiny2’s PVP is good, but it could be better. It’s going to be.

Worst Stories

Overwtach is great. It’s inclusive, it’s diverse and it’s welcoming. Unfortunately, many of its players aren’t and they’re slowing down the game’s development. Waiting for Star Wars? Well wait longer! Star Wars: Episode IX delayed 7 months; will face off against Wonder Woman sequel. The best damned Twitter account ever created is going away. Boo! Twitter’s greatest gaming parody account, KazHiraiCEO, is retiring in 2018. Welp. The face of YouTube gaming has said some racist stuff. Again.

Random Stories

EA doesn’t think you’ll own your games in the future, so they’re laying the foundation for a Netflix-like streaming games service. What the hell Facebook? Who asked for this? Facebook is testing “Instant Video” that downloads while you’re on Wi-Fi. Courting cxontroversy for the sake of it? Probably, but the newest South Park video game has you battling paedophile Catholic priests

Reviews and Features

Destiny 2 Review – A second chance that improves massively on the original
NBA 2K18’s Prelude is a return to the streets
The 11 best animated music videos
Where are the other breakout South African movies like Five Fingers for Marseilles?
It review – Stephen King’s latest adaptation thrills and scares
Five Fingers for Marseilles – How the Old West was rediscovered in the Eastern Cape
SteelSeries Arctis 3 review – super light, super comfortable

Header of the Week

D2servermaintenance

Destiny 2’s servers had to go down for maintenance this week, but I’m pretty sure they just turned them off and back on again.

Comment of the Week

Original Heretic has now made you all think of me sitting in my underwear.

This review becomes hilarious if you read this as if Geoff were reviewing new underwear instead of headphones.
“Arctis is the lightest and most comfortable of the lot of them”
“they feature cups that ditch the patent leather for a specially woven fabric”
“It’s still capable of fitting to just about any sized head though”

Bonus content

Super Classic Internet

 

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Last Updated: September 15, 2017

11 Comments

  1. RinceThis

    September 15, 2017 at 12:35

    Gonna hit up some Wildlands! Those Bolivians have it coming!

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  2. VampyreSquirrel

    September 15, 2017 at 13:04

    Totally agree with the comment of the week.

    Probably just playing Everybody’s Golf, Path of Exile, and whatever else I find time to or can run as I’m not with my pc this weekend.

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    • RinceThis

      September 15, 2017 at 13:05

      You need to get Wildlands man!

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        September 15, 2017 at 13:12

        Have it on PC and PS4, just don’t have my PS4 copy atm

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  3. Admiral Chief

    September 15, 2017 at 13:13

    7 days to die…hopefully number 7 joins me for a LAN…

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  4. Admiral Chief

    September 15, 2017 at 13:14

    Oh and cleaning wound and savouring the last of the nomnom pain pills

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  5. Original Heretic

    September 15, 2017 at 13:27

    Ha! Nice one! I must admit, I gave myself a giggle with that one.
    I didn’t even include the best line from the review article.

    “one of the few sets that I’ve found that doesn’t result in sweat pooling inside the cups after a long gaming session”

    Now y’all are picturing Geoff getting sweaty in his underwear.
    Muhahahahahaha!

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  6. Magoo

    September 15, 2017 at 14:58

    I’m going to see The Narrow tonight!

    Will spend the rest of the weekend binging anime and finishing Far Cry 3 for the xxth time.

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    • Dresden

      September 15, 2017 at 17:23

      While I also love FC3, how do you find it fun to finish it multiple times?
      Not being an ass, just curious where it’s replayability lies…

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      • Magoo

        September 18, 2017 at 07:35

        It’s in the immersion I guess. I also like to get creative with my weapon loadout.

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  7. Dresden

    September 15, 2017 at 17:25

    Working most of this weekend :/
    Then it’s back to a bit of PUBG and treating the PS4 a bit (thinking of finishing the last 2 episodes of Life is Strange </3).

    Reply

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