The spiritual successor to the Burnout franchise will allow for custom in-game soundtracks all built around Spotify’s library. Neat!

Thanks to their priorities, EA has not been quick to give its attention to the Burnout franchise, the critically-acclaimed combination of demolition derby and high-speed racing. Thankfully, the original creators have stepped back into the room, and they have worked to bring that experience back with Dangerous Driving. In a post to their website, Three Fields Entertainment announced that their …

Road Redemption, the spiritual successor to Road Rage, is all about being bikurious and vicious.

Wild, adequately beautiful and a reminder of what a real need for speed truly feels like. Burnout Paradise Remastered may not be essential for anyone who has already spent many an afternoon committing its many and shortcuts streets to memory, but as an example of how racing games can fuse euphoria and momentum into one packed package of V8 action? It’s the original benchmark that hasn’t a single ounce of torque.

It’s official! We’re all headed back to Paradise City and buddy, there ain’t going to be no speed limits along the way. Having been teased for months and erroneously leaked ahead of the reveal by the Japanese, EA finally confirmed that Burnout Paradise Remastered is alive and headed towards the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 on March 16.

“Until you’ve smashed up some toilets and jumped a golf ball out of a mop bucket, I guess you haven’t lived.”

Burnout is deader than a loveless marriage. But what about an HD collection? Well don’t hold your breath. Because Criterion doesn’t have time to focus on porting the older games over to newer hardware.

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