I actually managed to spin 197 words out on a story about what a PS5 game box will look like.

If there’s a console that SEGA has had a hand in over the years, chances are looking pretty solid that it’ll live once again. Only smaller! Cuter! More justified expensesier! After releasing the Sega Terrible Phil Collins Band/Mega Drive Mini and announcing a new Game Gear Micro, SEGA has another bit of retro kit on the way: The Astro City Mini. Sadly, it’s not an interactive box of the best chocolates ever made.

Cyberspace, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the UsS_Enterprise_NoScope1989. Its mission: To explore strange new reddits. To seek out new memes and lolz. To boldly go where yo momma has never gone before!

Ghost of Tsushima (A game that I can confirm I have been playing for a few weeks no, review soon!), draws its sword in a few days as it prepares to deliver one almighty slash of PlayStation 4 first-party power. From the footage shown off so far and the details gleaned from developer Sucker Punch, Ghost of Tsushima isn’t just a samurai sandbox.

If you’ve got more cents than common sense, you can head into Valorant right now to grab a $100 skin set, an ultra-tier assortment of pretend clothing that also turns your guns into a dragon.

Called WWE 2K Battlegrounds, the idea is sports entertainment if Tex Avery was in charge. Saber Interactive is in charge of this project, which now has a release date: September 18.

Cyberpunk 2077, Destiny 2 and Assassin’s Creed Valhalla will all have their own slice of Smart Delivery upgrades on the Xbox Series X, a feature that Microsoft wants to encourage other developers to adopt for 2020 and beyond.

An action RPG set in an alternate timeline where the royals told the angry working class to go eat cogs, Steelrising has a neat twist to its plot. King Louis XVI may have an army of anarchy-busting automatons ready to lay the clockwork smackdown on the French people demanding justice and equality, but that’s where you come into play as Aegis, a former bodyguard robot who’ll fight back against the French monarchy’s legion of robots.