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DEATH HOUSE to be THE EXPENDABLES of the horror genre

By Craig Risi
February 16, 2016
in :  Entertainment
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Bruce Campbell had previously mentioned the idea of an Expendables of Horror movies, starting ot make an attempt to get many of the horrors genres best actors of its hey-day together for a new series of horror movies that will hopefully reignite the genre the way Expendables reignited the “we shoot everything, but they always miss me” action genre. And …

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This 3D trailer for MACHETE KILLS is unlike anything you've ever seen before!

By Kervyn Cloete
October 3, 2013
in :  Entertainment
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There are many things that Machete doesn’t do. He don’t text, he don’t tweet, and he definitely don’t rein in his more explosive tendencies (often times at the cost of some poor sap’s intestines). And with all that crazy machismo just flying off the screen, a normal two dimensional trailer just won’t cut it. So in true totally gratuitous and excessive …

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This new red band trailer for MACHETE KILLS deserves an encore

By Darryn Bonthuys
September 19, 2013
in :  Entertainment
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Is your Thursday refusing to end? Do you need a dose of Mexican blood, gore and unadulterated violence that has Sofia Vergara firing bullets from her bra and crotch gun while Mel Gibson steals the show?  Then buddy, I have a trailer that you might want to see. Last Updated: September 19, 2013

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Mel Gibson talks about his role in MACHETE KILLS, a new poster debuts

By Darryn Bonthuys
July 31, 2012
in :  Entertainment
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One man film crew Robert Rodriguez is returning with some heavyweight sequels in the future, one of which stars a Federale that was slapped in the face with an entire forest of ugly trees. He’s lined up quite a few big name actors for Machete Kills, but casting Mel Gibson as a villainous maniac who is out to destabilize the …

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Sofia Vergara is a leather-clad maneater in this first on-set footage from MACHETE KILLS

By Kervyn Cloete
July 6, 2012
in :  Entertainment
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Generally the words “Sofia Vergara”, “leather”, “fish-nets” and “whip” only go together in our loveliest dreams. Luckily for us though, this vision is completely real, as we get our first look at the Colombian bombshell showing off her feminine wiles on the set of Robert Rodriguez’ grindhouse sequel Machete Kills. Only thing throwing a damper on this Latino party is …

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Charlie Sheen is about to bust a MACHETE in the white house as the new president

By Darryn Bonthuys
June 22, 2012
in :  Entertainment
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Resident tiger blood drinker and Mr Winning hasn’t been in the news too much lately. His stand up shows have been less than successful, and sooner or later, those, er, habits of his will require some extra income. Fortunately, he’s got some work lined up, as Charlie Sheen is set to protray none other than the American president, in the …

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Mel Gibson may find a Machete in his near future

By Darryn Bonthuys
April 24, 2012
in :  Entertainment
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You’ve got to love Mel Gibson lately. He’s been desperate to restart his career, with new roles and projects, but every time he earns back a little bit of respect, he quickly manages to piss it all away in some bizarre stunt or rant. Clearly, the man has more crazy than blood flowing through his veins right now. And while …

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Midweek Mouth-off: Talking trashy movies

By Noelle Adams
March 7, 2012
in :  Opinion
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Last week there was quite a divisive reaction to the trailer for Piranha 3DD. Some couldn’t wait for the purposefully stupid exploitation flick; others instantly dismissed it as a steaming turd… Given how heated the debate got, today’s question is: What do you think about Trash Cinema Tributes – all those movies like Machete, Piranha 3D, Hobo With a Shotgun …

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