Deep in the land of Amazon game studios, in the Fires of Mount Overtime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged a master game, and into this game he poured all of his cruelty, his malice and his will to kill all efforts for his employees to form a union.

The weird thing is, I could have sworn this game had already launched but I’ll admit that I’m probably thinking of Crucible. I’m most likely the only person that’s thought about Crucible in a while…

One can’t possibly fathom the distress this will cause father! Should matters proceed down this ever treacherous path we may need to sell the estate!

The granddaddy of MMOs is handing out special rewards and items to players who have somehow stuck around for that long and not moved on to more modern games. Change is scary, I get it.

Considering the amount of work the studio is putting into actually doing something with its expansive MOBA lore, this would probably be a great move.

This comes a month later than originally planned as the expansion was meant to ship in October.

There are also just so many zombies in this one. Like, a load of undead dudes. Covered with ice and stuff. Look, I don’t play World of Warcraft but my friend who does said this was significant.

While you’ll need to be an especially dedicated player to crack an invite, this will be our first opportunity to dig a little deeper into the game’s eighth expansion.