If only there was some way, for an incredibly lazy yet astonishingly handsome writer to have an Optimus Prime on his desk that could roll out and transform without me needing to molest its various plastic parts with my ham-fisted appendages. Hasbro, has finally heard my prayers and is ready to answer them. Provided that I pay $700 for salvation, that is.

Transformers come and go, but through the entire saga there has been one single constant: Optimus Prime. The stoic leader of the Autobots, Transformers without the greatest prime is like Xmas without a bad gift from your grandmother: Unimaginable. Not just a great character, Optimus Prime also boasts a design that is eternal. Red, blue, and grey paint over an …

Well that's just prime.

Transformers: War for Cybertron is the next big series to take the spotlight, transitioning the classic G1 saga towards a more mature and darker tone. It’s kind of good! It’s also kind of bad! Here’s what we liked and didn’t dig when we exposed the short series to our optics.

Transformers Cyberverse Spark Armour Optimus Prime is a neat little figure with a very cool design and a properly fun gimmick. That’s just Prime in my book.

Be prepared to shell out plenty, because Hasbro has unveiled a Transformers figure that can destroy planets and bank accounts. The original big bad of evil himself, finally back in action after far too many years in hibernation…UNICORN! I mean Unicron!

You can look but you very definitely cannot touch all the exclusive toys that’ll be available at San Diego Comic Con 2019.

Oh no, it appears Paramount won't let us forget the awful The Last Knight and may be planning another Transformers film that still continues that storyline.