Naturally, it took a special kind of Stormtrooper to handle an AT-AT. A Stormtrooper who wasn’t burdened with DL-44 blaster fire magnets. Hey, is it getting Hoth in here?

Some Predators actually manage to survive a few killer safaris, and actually become recognised as Elders of their respective Yautja clans. Also, they have bitchin’ red cloaks, so you know just how boss they really are. In other words, I think my toy shelf needs a leader.

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

I’m a fan of art and design. And it may sound like blasphemy, but I like the look and feel of the Michael Bay Transformers. They’re so ridiculously weird and over the top, that it’s hard for me to not like them. And I’m liking this upgraded version of the Transformers nemesis Megatron, a helluva lot.

There's only one force on Earth that can stop a Soviet Superman, who can stand up to the communist man of steel. And that's...socialist Batman!

while He-Matty and I did final battle, I plotted and schemed, for soon I would use the power of Castle Greyskull to own the greatest of He-Man collectibles!

What kind of armour does Iron Man wear when he needs to go into stealth mode? Why, a suit that makes him feel blue adeeebabadeeedeee...

It's pretty much a gallery of Christian Bale's Batman looking AWESOME. And me gushing about Batsuits. Enter at your own risk.