It’s been almost thirty years since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles first appeared on a TV screen. And every minute of it has been weirdly engrossing.

NO! SLEEP! UNTIL BROOKLYN! Here's the final trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows which is looking wonderfully over the top so far.

Heroes in a plastic half-shell, turtle power! Can the 1990 version of Raphael stand up to the newer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Yes, yes he can.

Is Michelangelo adorable even in space? Yes, yes he is.

The best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game wasn’t found in your home. It was found on the streets. In an arcade next to them.

Sounds like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan will have more than just regular four player co-op action, as Leonardo slices and dices his way with some slow-mo action.

Screw the excerpt, I'm singing the cartoon theme song from the 1980s. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL! TURTLE POWER!

Wait, before you click further: These turtles look almost as disturbing as the ones from that 2014 movie where they resembled the mutated love children of el presidente.