Ah, Christmas. A time of traditions. Usually long lines in supermarkets that make realise that I wish that I had steam-powered mechanical legs to kick my way through the crowds, dangerous driving by vaalies racing for an empty parking space and an uncle who found my bottle of Glenfiddich hidden away in the cupboard. It’s also that time of year …

Despite the severely diminished male, Adidas tracksuit-wearing population of Eastern Europe, it appears that people still haven’t learned: You need to leave Liam Neeson the hell alone. And you definitely shouldn’t take his stuff (ex-wife, daughter, dignity, pet parakeet, his grandma’s bolognese recipe, etc.). But alas, the average bad guy just doesn’t know how to take a hint, which means Neeson …

Oh Hollywood. You never cease to amaze me when it comes to making a film based off of a fad that faded out years ago. The 1980s gave us such gems such as The Karate Kid, Point Break and probably something about roller-blading. Now, Hollywood is rebooting the eighties, as they pull Tracers out of their ass. As well their …

Jason Statham hasn’t had a great run at the box office lately. Over the last couple of years, he’s starred in a ton of crap that was worthy of a direct-to-DVD release. Which is a shame, because Statham is a plenty competent actor and one of the finest action stars in Hollywood. He’s like Steven Seagal, minus the daily diet …

The lifecycle of an actor is a very finite, and well known process: You start on either theatre or TV and end your career on a new CSI/NCIS spinoff. But now thanks to Liam Neeson, a new “Badass Old Man” stage has been slotted into that cycle, and based on this trailer for The Gunman, the latest actor to reach this …

Look guys, I get it. We all have…kinky bedroom fantasies. Some of you like dressing up. Some of you like role-playing. Me? Well I kinda dig leather and gags, such as this one here. Let me just put that one one, while you watch this trailer of a rather submissive chap having to fend off the hate of an entire gang …

Mad Max: Fury Road looks mental. Positively insane in every way possible, with a disregard for physics, human life and the wellbeing of various motor vehicles. Naturally, I’m rather amped for the bloody film, and have been for the last four years that it was in development. There’s a new trailer out, that teases a Mute Max and more of …

We’ve posted a fair bit about Kingsman: The Secret Service, the latest effort from director Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, X-Men: First Class, Stardust), adapted from popular writer Mark Millar’s comic book. The reason for this is because 1), those two names alone got us intrigued, 2) why would we not embrace a movie where Colin Firth is a badass and 2) the …