Mark this date in your calendar, folks! Hashtag it even like all the cool kids! For today is the day that I, Kervyn Cloete, tell you about a Kristen Stewart movie that I’m actually looking forward to. Yes, everybody’s favourite necrophiliac mouth-breather has made a movie which instead of leaving me baffled as to how she got the role, has …

The Evil Within appears to be hitting PC's at only 30 frames per second, is this a deal breaker?

If you were a filmmaker in the 1980s that needed resources fast and didn’t mind scraping the barrel, there was only one place to go to. And that was Canon Films. Run by Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, Canon pushed out movie after movie. Some of there were good. Some of them were teriible. And at least one of them …

The Evil Within has tons of haunted enemies preparing to hunt you down and kill you. How will you survive?

After a few decades of limited offerings, Hollywood has once again jumped full-on into the biblical epic business. Noah opened the flood gates – pun intended – and now veteran director Ridley Scott is looking to lead the next wave – pun still intended – with Exodus: Gods and Kings. Scott has produced some true cinematic marvels in his time, …

How do you make a Warchief really hate you? Oh, there are so many ways in Shadow of Mordor.

As both the erstwhile Man With No Name and Dirty Harry, Clint Eastwood certainly knows a thing or two about shooting. But the movie veteran is doing some shooting of a different kind as he once again moves behind the camera to direct American Sniper, a movie about – what else? – shooting. The true story stars Bradley Cooper as …

My wife is obsessed with Greys Anatomy. If were were still in high school, she would spend her time doodling Greys Anatomy‘s name in the corner of her notebooks. But even with her raging fanaticsm, my missus really didn’t have much time for Katherine Heigl when she tried to transition from annoying TV character to America’s next movie sweetheart. And neither …