According to the anguished wails of fans who downloaded it on Friday, Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 is locked to a paltry 30 frames per second of action on PC.

Rasengan's, Amaterasu and various other ultimate attacks with massively silly names. Yes, it can only be a Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 post.

Consoles have no problem handling graphical jutsus. But the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games are also PC games. Ones that require some decent hardware to run. The recommended settings haven’t been announced yet, but here’s the list for the minimum settings no jutsu for Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4

The Uchiha side of that series is infinitely interesting. If you’ve read the manga finished, you know just how much tragedy there is in the Uchiha bloodline. It’s a cursed family, but at least there’s a plus-side to their miserable history: They’ve got the most bitchin’ awesome of jutsus and abilities.

Naruto games have always been bursting at the seams with playable characters, as the series has valued quantity over quality. So prepare for a ton of ninjas in Ultimate Ninja Storm 4.

Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 won't recycle the same old story yet again. Instead, it'll only recycle some of it. HEYO!

Go ninja, go ninja go! Here's what the European collector's edition for Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 looks like.

A new character in the new Naruto game? You're not dreaming! It's true, it's damn true!