Classic comic strips/cartoons being given the CG feature film treatment is nothing new, and unfortunately, neither is their ability to almost all be pretty bad. Hell, not even Bill Murray could save Garfield: The Movie, and the two Smurfs movies will leave you blue in the face as you try to figure out just how it’s possible they made so much money. …
We’d be pretty happy individuals, if it weren’t for animated movies. All ages my magnificent ass, the films back in the day didn’t just contain two-dimensional art, it featured angiush porn as well. Whether it was a king falling, a mother dying or knowledge that your dog was going to hell, there was plenty of mental trauma hiding behind that …
Listen closely. One of the greatest genres is about to be taken over by a pair of talentless hacks known only as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. What they have, is a particular lack of skills that make their movies a nightmare for people wanting a good laugh. But if they let the genre go, that will be the end …
As far as sports go, Mixed Martial Arts is what happens when you combine not giving a crap with alcohol, actual skill and the kind of steel cage usually reserved for containing velociraptors. At the end of the day, somebody is going to get hurt and scientists are going to wonder how the human body can contain more spilled blood …
Love it or hate it, but 3D is going nowhere in the near future. Profits may be slowly declining, but that’s like removing sand from a beach as there’ll always be some of the stuff leftover. We’ve already seen the first two Toy Story movies get a 3D re-release, as well as the Pixar classic Finding Nemo. Now add Pixar’s first family …
Right now, if Hollywood was a farm owned by a certain ol’ Scotsman, there would be a YA adaptation here, a YA adaptation there. Here a YA, there a YA, everywhere a YA adaptation! And the latest addition to this funny farm is The Maze Runner, an adaptation of James Dashner’s novel, directed by Wes Ball, a first-time feature film director …
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