The Witcher 3 is coming. Don’t support DRM. Do, however, support this competition – which could see you winning a Collector’s Edition for what’s easily the most anticipated game to be coming this year. Thanks to local Witcher 3 publisher Megarom, we’ve been given a Collector’s Edition of the game for the PlayStation 4 to give away to one of you.
Here’s what’s in the thing:
- The standard edition of the game
- A giant, 33x24x26 cm, 100% hand painted, Polystone figure of Geralt of Rivia battling a Griffin
- An exclusive, collector grade Witcher medallion
- A one of a kind SteelBook
- A two-hundred page artbook, containing breathtaking art from the game
- A huge Outer and Inner Collector’s Boxes you can store your Witcher merchandise in!
The Witcher is a story-driven, next-generation open world role-playing game, set in a visually stunning fantasy universe, full of meaningful choices and impactful consequences. In The Witcher, you play as Geralt of Rivia, a monster hunter tasked with finding a child from an ancient prophecy.
In the open world of Wild Hunt, you chart your own path to adventure. You play as a bounty hunter, a man of the road. You set your own goals and choose your own destinations. Go after the bounty on the head of a nasty monster pestering a village or help a scheming prince who needs a dirty job done — no matter what style of epic questing you crave, The Witcher will provide it.
AND IT COULD BE YOURS! All you have to do is fill in the form that you’ll find here. As per usual, the competition is only open to people who reside within South Africa and are are Aard-ent fans. Competition closes on Tuesday 19 May. Competition winners will be emailed as well as announced on Lazygamer.net within a week of close, unless Geoff forgets again.
Last Updated: May 6, 2015
Lord Chaos
May 6, 2015 at 14:31
Fine… I’ll try again. Statistically I should at least make it onto the list this time. 😛
Geoffrey Tim
May 6, 2015 at 14:36
You’l be on the list..you might just be at position 847
Lord Chaos
May 6, 2015 at 14:37
Ok, in the portion of the list shown.
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:45
Still better than #7. 😀
Ranting Raptor
May 6, 2015 at 15:22
#glares
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:23
#youuse7characterseverytimeyoupostthat
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 14:32
I could do with another one.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 14:56
Wait your getting a CE?…must be nice
I’ll stick with the regular PC edition since getting a 970 and Kraken Chroma’s really break the bank -_-
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 14:58
Yeah, tax refund last year 😀
I feel your pain about the upgrade though, I’ve got that to look forward to soon as well.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 15:44
The upgrade to the 970 was no problem two months of saving and that, it’s just looking at how I’m going to upgrade to an i7 4790, new board, psu and ram among a new hdd (still stuck on a 500gb and 1tb external and that’s really not working, and still need to get adsl among other lovely things that paycheck loves to do to one’s mind
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 15:49
I’m building a complete new box too. I’ve only got the case so far hehe.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 15:57
Thanks I forgot about a new case -_-, dig the Fractual Define R5.
For now my i5 2400 is still serving me well, but the mentions of selling a kidney seem to really be needed in order to afford the finer things in life.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 16:12
That’s a nice looking case. I got the Cooler Master HAF XM on a nice special last year.
Skoobaz
May 6, 2015 at 16:03
1st step is the hardest…lol
BacchusZA
May 6, 2015 at 20:12
Maybe hold on a bit, Intel are releasing the 6 series chips later this year, which they evidently claim will be more than just a refinement on existing tech & will be an actual jump forward instead. It’ll be scary pricey at release, sure, but might still be worth waiting to see how they perform, & how they affect the prices of existing chips.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 22:40
I’m already doing exactly that because of the Radeon 300 series, suppose another few months to see what happens with CPUs won’t matter. Goddamn PCs *sob*
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 14:32
I’d enter but my internet is broken so the DRM wont work
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:35
SHIT, just after I cancelled my pre-order. With my lack of funds to buy it I could REEEEEEEALY do with this!!
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:46
If you win now, I’m calling “rigged”.
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:51
heh…That did come across as desperate actually……eh, I don’t think sometimes.
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
May 6, 2015 at 14:54
Random.org does not have a shred of sympathy and Umar is too much of a regular to win based on Random.org’s current selections.
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:55
That’s a valid pair of points you have there. A third and Umar is forked. 😀
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:56
Umar likes dem purrrdy colours, W3 ain’t about purdy colours
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:57
And big bad guys. He likes big bad guys too.
You’re right, Witcher 3 isn’t for him. That’s 3 points. He’s forked!!!
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:59
SHUDDUP YOUR FACES, I WANT TO WIN. KEEP YOUR NEGATIVE MOJO AWAY FROM ME. shoo shoo.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:36
I promise to donate the copy of the PS4 version should I win this. I want the swag though!
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:37
Dibz 😀
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:38
You called it, it shall be yours if I win
Kensei Seraph
May 7, 2015 at 08:01
If I win I don’t mind sending it your way as well.
I’ve got the first 2 on PC and don’t own a PS4 (yet) so it’s useless to me.
Umar
May 7, 2015 at 08:32
*Hugs and kissies!!*
BacchusZA
May 6, 2015 at 20:09
Heh I like your plan, & will likely do the same. It’ll be a while before I get a PS4, & already have the PC version on order, so the disc is of no use to me. That lewt though? Ay caramba……
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 7, 2015 at 08:20
Aye. I will also donate the PS4 copy.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:38
PLEASE LET SOMEONE WITH AT LEAST 30k comments win!
Lord Chaos
May 6, 2015 at 14:39
But… 🙁
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 15:02
I got that amount of votes
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:09
Imagine if Disqus tracked votes given… You might break it, actually. XD
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:29
If only they tracked all the dislikes I gave. 🙁
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 15:49
I’m tying my hardest
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 15:38
Me too, at least half are yours though, so I’d probably have to share.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 15:39
I’m just 45k shy of votes O_O
Probably 20k of hammer votes though
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:40
The way I work it is I subtract the comments total from my votes total, and count that.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 15:42
Ah but I’ve been here far longer than Hammer’s addiction, so I’ll concede 1/4
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:48
I’m too lazy to think back on whether or not I was around before then, so I just do it this way.
ralo
May 6, 2015 at 15:25
Dude, I’m going to feel bad now when I win…
Krabby Paddy
May 6, 2015 at 15:28
Ha ha, no you won’t!
Skoobaz
May 6, 2015 at 16:05
Win?
Krabby Paddy
May 7, 2015 at 07:21
Well his chances of winning are like everyone else (quite small), I can’t say he won’t win. I meant that he will definitely not feel bad if he did win. I mean who could possibly feel bad if they won this?
Skoobaz
May 7, 2015 at 14:35
When I win I could have a second or two’s thought to all those that didn’t, and feel slightly bad. That’ll pass, quickly.
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:39
Also, I see we’re back to using RyanZA quotes.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:39
Well, he is no longer banned, so yeah
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:39
Lol Did the hammer descend upon him?
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:41
It has been lifted since
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:43
I see, man, that was one of the weirdest outbursts I’ve seen in a long time.
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:44
I know it was bad, but it was a lot of fun replying to everything he said with gifs.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:46
You were on top form that day, I’ll admit
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:47
Coming from you that says a lot, actually. Usually I’m getting on your nerves too. XD
Gamekop
May 6, 2015 at 15:30
That`s what she said…
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:50
Lol in the words of the late RyanZA…You’re such an asshole 😀
Greylingad
May 6, 2015 at 15:17
I do wonder where he is though, think he might have given up?
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 15:21
Hopefully not, I did appreciate he’s comments on LG though, maybe he was just having a realllly bad day.
Greylingad
May 6, 2015 at 15:25
I don’t know really, hopefully he hasn’t given up, but at least still reads the articles on LG
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:46
He has forever changed all our lives, that is for certain. For good or ill, only time (specifically the time it takes for the Witcher 3 to ascend to my platform of choice and take over the internet) will tell.
BacchusZA
May 6, 2015 at 20:06
I have to admit I was reeeeeally tired of the whole “I only have one catch phrase, and a one track mind, and can’t talk about anything else, and don’t you dare criticise anything I say” schtick he had going.
It was funny the first few times. Three years ago. After that? It just got tired, fast. Hopefully if he decides to come back he’s learned to broaden his outlook and can talk about 1-2 things *other* than how he hates DRM, loves CDR, and hates the XBox.
I’m too old & tired to have much patience with evangelism.
Greylingad
May 7, 2015 at 08:31
That’s how I feel too, I tried to reason with him and the only response was “Don’t post your troll shit under my posts”, so I agree in full…
Marius Nell
May 6, 2015 at 14:46
I need it!!!!!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:47
If Llew lands at 7, there will be a billion voices, all crying out in laughter
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
May 6, 2015 at 14:50
Then suddenly silenced if he wins. Shortly followed by “That’s no moon” 🙂
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
May 6, 2015 at 14:49
Read the entry form for the first time in forever. Last paragraph says its open to people who can “two wield a steel sword”. Witchers swords are two-handed and we have to be able to dual wield those steel swords?! That’s some mighty requirements but I’m prepared to give it my best shot. Apologies for anyone’s limbs I cut off demonstrating my dual-wielding skills (or lack thereof).
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 14:53
Sigh I know I’m getting my hopes up for nothing, it’s bad when you know random.org hates you or loves to break you or a bit of both
Loftus
May 6, 2015 at 14:55
Rule One of winning LG competition, be a lurker and never comment on forum!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:56
I might need to create an alias just for that purpose
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 14:57
Goes by email addresses. I have 3 (legit ones). And still never make top 10.
Loftus
May 6, 2015 at 14:58
i use my real name as an alias…nobody knows or believes it!
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 15:01
You speak wise words
Krabby Paddy
May 6, 2015 at 15:18
Crap, I’ve been a lurker for a long time and only recently started commenting. Now I find this out! Should never have started 😛
Novakaine
May 6, 2015 at 16:47
I know right. I’ve lurked for ages and only commented a few times. Obviously broke my mojo now.
Dusty_b
May 6, 2015 at 14:55
Oooooooooh, shiny.
konfab
May 6, 2015 at 14:56
In random.org we trust…
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 15:01
*don’t trust
Dusty_b
May 6, 2015 at 14:57
Also there’s a spelling error on the form 😛 “and are able two wield a sword”
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 14:59
There’s goes your chances of winning, mate 😛
Dusty_b
May 6, 2015 at 15:06
🙁 Let’s hope they don’t go that in-depth into cross-referencing Disqus profiles
Geoffrey Tim
May 6, 2015 at 15:07
DUSTY-B HEY? LEMME GO DELETE DEM ENTRIES.
Loftus
May 6, 2015 at 15:06
Umar speaks the truth!
Decembermaloy
May 6, 2015 at 15:12
Good luck everyone
Mielies the Magnificent
May 6, 2015 at 15:19
Sooooo… Multiple entries allowed?
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:24
One per wholly unique and legit email address, yes.
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:46
MAKE ALL THE INTERNET ADDRESSES!
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:47
3 is fine for me.
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:47
I have two. I also get my girlfriend to enter though. In the hopes she hates the game and gives it to me. So I guess that makes three. Sometimes. Hopefully. 🙂
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 7, 2015 at 11:41
Just enter on her behalf 😛
Skoobaz
May 6, 2015 at 15:28
C’mon!!!
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:31
I will win this, or so help me, I’ll unleash Thor on you! Pet Thor is, of course, my pet Huskies alter-ego hero name. But you will be cutenessness’d to death! Muahahahahahahaha!
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 15:32
If I win, I’ll give it to Umar. And make you watch.
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:32
You are… so cruel…
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:32
Wait. If Geoff wrote the article… and the last paragraph states “unless Geoff forgets again” is this not written by Goeff? Or. Or. Or. Or. Has Geoff finally gone power crazy and started referring to himself in the third person?!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 15:38
’twas a ninja edit
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:43
Can we stick with the power crazy option? Because I’m not sure I believe that there are ninjas in the Lazygamer multiverse!
Geoffrey Tim
May 6, 2015 at 15:59
Nope. I was speaking in the third person. It was intentional.
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 16:04
htird nogal
Kevin Brown
May 6, 2015 at 15:40
If I enter enough of these I’m bound to win 1 right? Averages and stuff? Yes? That’s how that works? Please…
Skoobaz
May 6, 2015 at 16:02
I CAN wield a sword!
40 Insane Frogs
May 6, 2015 at 16:31
Dear Lazygamer, do the right thing, help a young banana fulfil his dream of FINALLY being a TWO-TIME WINNER! #WINNING #TIGERSBLOOD #LIONBALLS
40 Insane Frogs
May 6, 2015 at 16:32
Seriously though, I hope it’s a regular that wins this (for a change)… #shakesFist at lurkers who steal our loot! #SHAKESFIST #RUNSOFFCRYING
Novakaine
May 6, 2015 at 16:49
~lurking intensifies~
40 Insane Frogs
May 6, 2015 at 22:42
Lurking level increased to over 9000!
Nikola
May 6, 2015 at 18:01
Ok Lazygamer and random.org just give me this please and I won’t fill in ANY other form ever again for any competition until I die PLEASE!!
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 18:38
[inside joke]
http://www.ihop.com/menus/main-menu/pancakes/-/media/ihop/MenuItems/Pancakes/Original%20Buttermilk%20Pancakes/Original_%20Buttermilk_Pancakes.png?mh=367
Nikola
May 7, 2015 at 09:05
WOW!!!! Really??? You going to go there, buying a ticket to George….HAHAHAH!!
Hammersteyn
May 7, 2015 at 09:13
ROFL! o/
BacchusZA
May 6, 2015 at 20:13
It would be nice to finally win something on LG, here’s holding thumbs……
Trebzz
May 6, 2015 at 20:16
I will win this so I can gift the game to a very close friend who was forced to cancel his pre-order (I shall now receive brownie points for my noble sacrifice)
Futureman
May 7, 2015 at 06:44
Im with L Chaos i just want to reach to top 1000 so i can say i was almost one of the winners once
Kensei Seraph
May 7, 2015 at 07:47
Dibs.
Kensei Seraph
May 7, 2015 at 07:54
http://i.imgur.com/cBR6Qbz.gif
http://media0.giphy.com/media/JG4iKdJamPHNK/giphy.gif
BurnZ
May 7, 2015 at 08:18
Common guys, give a broke bloke a break! I want and need this both equally!
Francois Knoetze
May 7, 2015 at 09:07
sniff I always try at these competitions and never come up…entered anyway
WitWolfy
May 7, 2015 at 12:40
Even got my wife to participate this time. 😛