Steam is having a very sneaky sale right now

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I am a sneaky bastard. No really, I totally am. I have a hidden talent for being about as quiet as negative coverage of the ANC on SABC. If I felt like it, I could ninja right up behind you and you’d never know that I was there.

This has backfired spectacularly on me in the past however, as I happen to have a size 12 spanner indentation in my face after I decided to give my dad a scare in the garage. Clearly, I need to be better. Clearly.

Maybe the latest Steam sale can give me a few pointers towards being even sneakier. Being bastardier, shouldn’t be too difficult, something that I’m certain that I can handle on my own.

You’ve got until October 16 to get your hands on the following games, some of which are going for up to 90% off the cover price. There’s quite a few gems here in the list below. You’ve got my favourite Splinter Cell, Conviction, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Monaco and the greatest game of all time in that one Earth dimension where I’m not seen as a joke, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

By the way, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is about as stealthy as a 1990s modem. It’s still the best game on this list however, and I’ll fight anyone in a dark alley who disagrees with me. Here’s the full list, and a link:

  • Assassin’s Creed
  • Assassin’s Creed II
  • Assassin’s Creed II: Brotherhood
  • Assassin’s Creed II: Revelations
  • Assassin’s Creed III
  • Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: China
  • Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag
  • Assassin’s Creed IV: Cry Freedom
  • Thief: Gold (The good one, not that rubbish reboot)
  • Thief (I spoke too soon)
  • Thief: Deadly Shadows
  • Thief II
  • Far Cry 2
  • Far Cry 3
  • Far Cry 4
  • Far Cry: Blood Dragon
  • Neon Struct
  • Sneaky Sneaky
  • Deus Ex: Game of the year edition
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director’s Cut
  • Ronin
  • Clandestine
  • Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon
  • Ghost Recon: Island Thunder
  • Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
  • Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines
  • Gunpoint
  • Death To Spies
  • Death To Spies: Moment of Truth
  • Stealth Inc 2
  • Splinter Cell
  • Splinter Cell: Double Agent
  • Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
  • Splinter Cell: Conviction
  • Splinter Cell: Blacklist
  • Monaco
  • Solarix
  • Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2
  • Spy Chameleon
  • Not The Robots
  • Crysis
  • Crysis 2: Maximum Edition
  • Beyond Good and Evil
  • Sir You Are Being Hunted
  • The Marvelous Miss Take
  • Outlast
  • The Masterplan
  • Stealth Bastard Deluxe
  • Styx: Master of Shadows
  • The Ship
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • Mark of the Ninja
  • Lucius
  • Invisible Inc
  • Mini Ninjas
  • Eldritch
  • Dishonored
  • Master Spy
  • Volume
  • Betrayal
  • Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
  • Alpha Protocol
  • Party Hard

Be vewy vewy qwuiet, I’m hunting bargains. Ahahahahahahaha.

Last Updated: October 14, 2015

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