We have some pretty damned awesome Borderlands merchandise that we’re giving away – on a competition that ended on Monday. You may have been expecting the results to be announced then, but no. we’ve specifically waited until today and not in any way forgotten about it or anything. That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it. Without further ado though, here’re the winners of some rather handsome gear.
In first place, winning a copy of the Borderlands: Handsome Collection, the super sexy leather messenger bag, a Borderlands mug and some other bauble I’ve forgotten, is Rudi Britz. You lucky butt stallion! Here’s the thing he wins:
Winning the second prize spot – of the game, the Butt Stallion mug and the bauble – is Claus Primdahl, who actually has one of the Borderlands gun manufacturers right there in his name and totally deserves the win. Random.org is a cruel master though.
Coming in at third is Stefan de Klerk – but we’ve got some bad news for you. While you’re still getting the game, Megarom has informed us that the Borderlands Butt Stallion mug you would have received is unfortunately broken. to make up for that, they’ll be sending you a GTA mug and an Evolve one – which may or may not be a win in your books. We’ll email you soon to get your details.
As an aside, over 90% of the entries were for the PlayStation 4 version of the game. Hmmm. HMMMM!
For those of you sad you didn’t win, we’ve got something else lined up that you’ll hear details about really, really soon.
Last Updated: May 6, 2015
Kikmi
May 6, 2015 at 13:31
You guys spelt Slade wrong #ethicsinjournalismz
40 Insane Frogs
May 6, 2015 at 13:37
Damnit guys (you bunch of butt stallions), where’s my name? I wanted that man-bag!
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 13:38
Could’ve been worse, could’ve sent him 2 Evolve mugs & he’d have no one to use the other one.
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 13:38
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP 😀
40 Insane Frogs
May 6, 2015 at 13:40
Woah! That’s brutal!
Or two Titanfall mugs… muahahaha! Too soon?
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 13:51
Rofl
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:11
BWAHAHAHAH!
Unavengedavo
May 6, 2015 at 13:39
Dammit, I’m not jealous at all… Congrats guys… *Googles Rudi Britz*
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 13:55
I know that name though…. or Ive heard it.
Umar
May 6, 2015 at 13:39
Who?
http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/RMCfLEWgTJmandVGXcSG_Confused%20Superman.gif
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 14:01
That looks like me when I’m hunting for the mozzie that’s keeping me awake at night. Right down to the Superman undies.
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:12
0-O
Aries
May 6, 2015 at 13:41
Well done
David
May 6, 2015 at 13:41
The biggest winner here is PS4… which is clear from dat dank 90% entry result.
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 13:54
We knows what we likes?
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 13:41
CURSES, since becoming staff I’ve not seen my name on ANY list 🙁
Guess I’ll have to settle on my royalties for every response I get
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:15
Agreed. They say we are not staff and can enter, then remove our names! I know this happens!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:29
Geoff assures me this is not so, but I DAN’T BELIEF
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 13:45
I get how wimmins feel about bags now. THAT THING IS AMAZING!!!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 13:45
I CALL DIPS ON THE BROKEN BUTT STALLION MUG!!!! I WILL PATCH IT….with a 15gb patch (too soon?)
Skoobaz
May 6, 2015 at 13:50
nah, don’t think so, cos it’s actually a 30Gb patch!! RUNS!
Jonah Cash
May 6, 2015 at 13:48
That really is a good looking bag… Bliksem!!
Congrats on the winnings, hope the bag is as good as it looks and not just a key chain that they picked from close…
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 13:49
Now THAT would be an epic trolling!
Ranting Raptor
May 6, 2015 at 13:54
Is it bad that I first checked spot 7 to make sure I’m not there before I checked the winner?
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 13:54
I do to. Every single time.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 13:57
Me too.
Ranting Raptor
May 6, 2015 at 13:58
So glad I’m not the only one
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 13:59
*too
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:01
Private Steyn struggles with spelling even more after the demotion
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 14:04
It hurts. *Sniff
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:12
I did!
Ranting Raptor
May 6, 2015 at 15:23
Woot!
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 13:54
Congrats bud!
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/NwrZKwA_700w_0.jpg
Loftus
May 6, 2015 at 13:55
“For those of you sad you didn’t win, we’ve got something else lined up that you’ll hear details about really, really soon.” —- Let it be Witcher 3 price of some sorts! #hold thumbs
Geoffrey Tim
May 6, 2015 at 15:16
It’s like you came from the future.
Loftus
May 7, 2015 at 08:27
it’s all in the thumbs 😉 gluing them together till after 19th now!
LazyKoder
May 6, 2015 at 14:02
Yeah baby!!! The man-purse is mine!!
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:04
3 comments…..THREE COMMENTS??????
YOU NEED TO COMMENT MOAR, consider the prize your incentive
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 14:06
[sour grapes mode active]
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:14
Oh man. That just hurts me 🙁
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 14:05
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/WdN3Dwo_700w_0.jpg
Audacity (or-das-it-eeee-eee)
May 6, 2015 at 14:09
who was number 16? WHO!!??!?!?
RinceThis
May 6, 2015 at 14:11
So not fair! Well done winners!
Mark Vincer
May 6, 2015 at 14:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI
Rock789
May 6, 2015 at 14:55
Random.org… The gift that keeps not giving to me! **sobs**
Congrats to the winners though… Well played. 🙂
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 6, 2015 at 15:35
Sometimes I wonder why we even bother entering. If you comment you’re not allowed nice things. Because we’re all horrible people. The interwebz has spoken!
Klipkop1980
May 6, 2015 at 15:50
Random.org is FLAWED, FLAWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!