Gotham was always running on a finite clock, with an endgame that would eventually culminate in Batman making his appearance. And ye gods, does he look bad.

Technically, Nintendo’s Pokémon franchise has well over 700 terrible pocket monsters, but finding the ten worst of the worst isn’t that difficult. There are plenty of great Pokémon out there, such as my beloved Umbreon, the elegant Gardevoir or the magnificent Solgaleo. Then there are those Pokémon.

It’s Friday the 13th! In the month of Halloween! That probably means we’re all going to die! In the unlikely event that we make it through the day unscathed and still bound to this mortal realm, I planned to spend my weekend converting no good orcs into once willing to fight alongside me.

This weekend, I’ll be giving my time over to Destiny 2. I liked, but didn’t quite love the first game. I’m enjoying the sequel significantly more. It feels like its telling a more flshed-out story, within a more cohesive world – even if the mechanics that tie it all together are pretty much exactly the same as the first game. Anyway, that’s my weekend sorted. What are you playing?

Do you like young adult dystopian movies? Do you like Youtube? Would you like to see them combined? Well then you’re in luck with the upcoming “thriller” The Thinning from Youtube’s new subscription service slash original content farm – Youtube Red. It stars photogenic Youtubers Logan Paul and Peyton List as high schoolers in a world where your survival is determined …

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Batman: Arkham Knight, STASIS, Fallout 4. All fantastic games, that scored many tens of points with us and reviewers all across the world. But nobody cares about a success story. We’re here for the worst of 2015. So far at least. And this universe had a smelly yin to the superb yang that was on offer. Here’s some of the worst stuff that was pumped out this year.

Is GTA V a badly written game? Or is it effective satire?

Bad films don’t make money, amirite? WRONG! All too often, films which are clearly terrible, somehow manage to make a fat stack of cash, bucking trends and leaving other, better cinema experiences to eat dog food for supper that night. Here’s a look at seven abysmal critical failures, which rode off in a purple Cadillac with gold rims once their stint at the box office …