Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy doing lines of coke and watching David Cage talk about EMOTIONS.

In Other News: Suplies DLC, AMD expands embedded range, a new kind of Stanley Parable and eSports needs to tick these boxes to make more money. Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy figuring out what we want to eat at Rocomkamas next weekend.

In Other News: Train fans go off the rails, good isn't enough and the truth about Rocket League. Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy making oh so subtle Deliverance references.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy worried about how we were going to rid the pool of all those damn leaves!

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy playing rock, paper, scissors to see who would pay import duty fees to get our second cabbage back over the border.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making sure our stuffed toys weren’t animatronics in disguise!

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy exporting cabbages.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post because we were too busy napping while everything fell apart.