Star Wars is getting a spoof movie from the people who ruined spoof movies
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
We review SUPERFAST! – Just…no, just don't
Here at The Movies we enjoy bringing you guys the lowdown on the latest films out there. Except when we don’t. This is one of those times, and it’s all thanks to Superfast!, the latest “parody” film – and I use the term “film” very lightly here – from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the dud-namic duo behind such crimes …
It's not about the car you drive in this trailer for Fast & Furious parody SUPERFAST!
Dear world, I know you’re a vindictive sort and like to do things just to see my blood boil, but can you please stop giving Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg money to make movies? And I use the term “movies” very liberally there, as their features, like Meet The Spartans and The Starving Games, are closer to lobotomies than the …
Brace yourselves, as Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg get fast and furious with SUPERFAST
Proving once again that there may be no divine cosmic force in existence, it looks like Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg have once again knocked up a budget in order to film their latest “satire” flick, Superfast. Uuuurgh. Uuuuurrrgghhhhhhh. UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Last Updated: September 25, 2013
This new trailer for THE STARVING GAMES is bullsh*t!
Despite having the physique (and early morning appearance) of a cave troll, I’m not a violent guy. However, if there are two people in Hollywood whose heads I’d like to introduce to the business end of a stout stick, it would be Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The duo have been responsible for some of the unfunniest, brain dead spoof-movies to …
It was bound to happen – Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer target The Hunger Games
Ok, let’s see. Noelle can have the cyanide capsules, Lourens says that he wants a length of rope, Kervyn can take the loaded gun, and I’ll use this knife to stab myself in the face. Because of those four scenarios, any of them would be preferable to watching another “parody” film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer again. And this …
Are you ready to play the Starving Games?
Words alone cannot express how much I hate Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. If you haven’t heard of them, here’s a rundown of some of their “hit” movies: Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck. Notice a pattern there? Yes, those are the films which have destroyed the once respectable parody genre, as well as …
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