Turns out that the best investment for retirement these days isn’t GameStop stonks that’ll take you straight to the moon, but rather video games! Before you start hoarding all those old 32-in1 TV game cartridges though, it’s worth noting that it’s good video games in mint condition that’ll secure you a hefty payday.

I mean that’s just stupid. You can get it on the Nintendo Switch for the price of a cup of coffee.

You might be shaking your fist right now, moaning that back in your day, there was no DLC. There were no season passes, games that needed hourly patches and services being delivered piecemeal to you on a weekly basis while you paid monthly for the privilege to play those games. No sir, you’d pop a cart into a machine, switch your console on, switch it off, take the cart back out, blow the dust off of it and then you’d play a game. Simple as that. No long-ass loading screens, just simple plug in and play gameplay. That’s how games of that age were the best. Bollocks.

Cyber Knight has been a labour of love for one man, one Aarne “Mekaskull” Hunziker under the studio name Mechanical Head. The guy has been developing Cyber Knight by himself for the better part of a decade now, pouring all his free time and energy into making something that looks, admittedly, really cool.

So a couple of days back now, there was a bit of a hole in a dam concerning a potential Castlevania Anniversary Collection via a rating from the Australian Government’s Department of Communications and the Arts. The rating suggested that Konami were bundling some of the older Castlevania games together and re-releasing them for newer consoles. Well, as it turns …

Entertainment discoveries are hugely exciting events. Rare is the occasion that an old film or TV show episode is found in an attic or with someone who is completely oblivious as to what their treasure they possess. In this case, it’s a game for the Nintendo Entertainment System that was not even announced, let alone released. The game is entitled …

It is the future year 2012. Nintendo is hot to trot and it’s all thanks to the Wii console. A phenomenon that connected young and old alike, the Wii was a blazing success thanks to its ability to streamline game controls and offer something different to fans with its motion-based hardware. How would would the big N evolve from here? That question would be answered with the Wii U. Sweet Shiggy, it was awful.

Data Miners happen to have uncovered a treasure trove of games of SNES games, that look like they’ll be headed straight to Nintendo Switch Online.