The more I think about it, the more I realise that hot chilli peppers are like laxatives for your sinuses.

You might be shaking your fist right now, moaning that back in your day, there was no DLC. There were no season passes, games that needed hourly patches and services being delivered piecemeal to you on a weekly basis while you paid monthly for the privilege to play those games. No sir, you’d pop a cart into a machine, switch your console on, switch it off, take the cart back out, blow the dust off of it and then you’d play a game. Simple as that. No long-ass loading screens, just simple plug in and play gameplay. That’s how games of that age were the best. Bollocks.

Since Scooby Doo is always sneaking around looking for clues with the gang, he is by definition the original Snoop Dog.

I’d write something funny here, but I have a drug test tomorrow and I need to study for it.

Move aside Gumtree! Stand back OLX, because Facebook’s marketplace is here and it’s kind of…really damn good actually. Much like anything else online where you’re given a chance to prove the old adage of one man’s junk being another man’s treasure, the Facebook marketplace is a hive of activity that features daily listings of crap that nobody wants.

Just remember: Bottled water is nothing more than enslaved moisture.

You’ve assembled a dream team of developers, hired the right studio to handle the job and you’ve got the vision to create something that will thrill a new generation. What’s your ambitious game going to look like?

In brightest day, in blackest night, no meme shall escape my sight. Let those who worship dank meme’s might beware my power Green Darryn’s spite!