Upon receiving Move or Die and knowing little more than its name I was under the impression that the game was about sharks. You know, if sharks stop moving forward they literally can’t live and just die right there? If you did know, I’m glad Shark Week did something for you. If you didn’t know, I’m sorry to have made …

Hearing the pleas of the millions who still cry out for a proper remake of the classic Star Wars: Pod Racer game, modder RobJin has answered their prayers with a spiffy update that takes the original game out of the gutters and gives it a fresh coat of Unreal Engine 4 paint. The result? Nostalgia racing forward at maximum speed:

There’s an entire camper van’s worth of tools to use throughout the adventure, and nailing that fine balance of evasion, attack and variety is the spice of life in Devil May Cry 5. Basically, if your fingers are fast enough and you can nail the timing perfectly, the amount of style that you can rack up in a single area is nothing short of astounding.

Developer Respawn Entertainment has had enough of cheaters in Apex Legends, and they’ve decided to wage a guerrilla war on them: Hit ‘em hard, hit ‘em fast and leave the offending players scratching their heads when the dust has settled.

Coming in April, Bloody Palace is a simple mode that has been in the Devil May Cry series for a while. A hundred floors of enemies, boss fights spread between them and a race to the top. Fall once, and your challenge is over. You’ll be able to field the power of Dante, V and Nero within the Bloody Palace, but according to dataminers, there might be a little something extra inside of the challenge mode.

For one day only, I’ll allow it. I’ll allow you all to talk like the scurviest sailor to ever lose a leg on the seven seas, because Fortnite happens to be dipping heavily into some nautical naughtiness right now with a pirate theme that is sweeping the map. Within that keelhauled region of last man standing action, there lies a collection of Pirate Cannons that are worth getting your hands on.

So if you’re in the mood for a little 80s cheesiness, some power ballad chords and horribly mutilating bad guys in a manner that makes an open casket funeral look like a busy Saturday morning at your local butcher, then the latest Rage 2 trailer might just be right up your alley.

Seven years have passed since CD Projekt Red began work on the ambitious RPG first-person shooter based on the classic pen and paper game, and it looks like there’s still plenty more to do.